too much blood

The name I have come by is Nomad, secondary half of a Karmic angel, Genie’s wielder, and their mate. I also am known as an emperor of an Alternian Empire, along with being a newly found ‘Mahou Shojou’, and ‘titan shifter’.

Whoa. That's certainly the list of titles, isn't it? No doubt you're quite busy, then. ...Mahou Shojou? What, like, Sailor Moon or something?

Oh! Right. My name's Yako Katsuragi, head of a world-renowned and incredibly successful detective agency, which I run with Neuro, who's a puzzle-eating demon. He'll deny that, but really, you can only summon a gigantic fleshy tree thing to stop a falling skyscraper once before people realize something's up.

Certainly not! I just said that Karma knows no privacy~ Are you not listening? But whatever you say~ (Indeed.)

Well I definitely didn’t know that~! You asked me why I had used the ellipsis as I did, and I simply responded as such! Would you rather I stop talking to yo

Oh my god, you are worse than Neuro when it comes to parsing emotions, and that's saying something. 

...I guess they stopped talking to me then.

Hmm? Why is that?~ I don’t ask questions unless I desire to know the answer to them! I can’t see things like that, only Karmic links between individuals~ (Well no, that’s true. Cars have ichor, it was a generalization.)

Do you not understand the concept of keeping things personal?? It's on a strictly need-to-know basis, and I don't think you need to know. (Gross.)

Then what is it about~? (I agree upon that sentiment, but then again, I have feasted upon the blood of a car. Not exactly appetizing.)

I guess it's really sort of pointless keeping things to myself, then. Who knows, you probably used some sort of dumb magic trick and already know the answer to your own question. I'm telling you, it's personal. (Well, no shit. Cars don't have blood.)

… I suppose one could call him that. I prefer pacifistic serial killer. He does what I like him to do very well, though~

Oh most definitely not! There would be a public outrage is if the other humans knew! You’d lose business so swiftly, it would be worse than when a mysterious Chinese food place was found out to be frying rodents instead of pigs! Not that rodent is much worse, meat wise… 

It's not about the office, or my business! (Although, if I'd been going to a place that served rodent instead of pork without people knowing, and it tasted good, I'd still eat there. If you'd been eating something all along that you enjoy, but it turns out to be something else, there's no real point in stopping or regretting it, since you still like it, no matter what it actually happens to be in the end.)

He does not like killing, and he will refuse to do so unless he feels it is necessary and just. It’s fairly simple.

Oh. So, he's sort of like a vigilante?

Well, he’s average male height, thin yet muscularly framed. Pale skin, covered in freckles, long blonde hair and ice blue eyes. Always hiding his face in a medieval helmet. Fairly shy and polite for a pacifistic serial killer.

Pacifistic serial killer...??!? No offense but, how is that even possible?

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Oh?~ Curious are you? What would you like to know?~

I dunno, what can you tell me? I have to say, I do like listening to people talk about their friends. It's nice to know how happy everyone is! 

>shit shit shit shit ok no wait you've got this.

Indeed. My lovely little honey is the most helpful creature around~ 

Yep, especially in your field! It’s very good for introductions, I can usually tell if I’d hate who I talk to. 

Well, that's good! If you don't mind, do you think you could tell me more about them? 

>SHIT OKAY PLAY IT COOL

Ah yes, what a good girl! A good assistant is always wonderful to have, I myself have a lovely one —though the terminology differs.

Oh? You do? 

Well, that's certainly impressive. Something like that'd really come in handy, I bet.