GREED IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL .

“Fuck, okay. You got me. Though honestly, I walked right into that one, so I’m givin’ myself more credit than I’m givin’ you.”

“Also, against my better judgment... here’s where I point out you just missed a golden opportunity to say ‘at least everyone’s beehiving.’”

[ omg i am Y E L L I N G ]

“Seems like this place never fuckin’ changes.”

thinking about greed’s arc and just marveling at how the homunculus who wanted everything discovers his deepest desire was to BE wanted

❤️😘💖😍💕

“Can you blame me for bein’ less than enthused about our little impromptu family reunion?”

[ carries u around in a baby bjorn ]

[ don’t worry lil bro greed will protect you from his terrible siblings ]

“Not another one.”

He catches the stranger’s attention and gestures at a creature across the street---walking on two legs, but with gray skin and candy-corn colored horns. “Can you tell me what I’m lookin’ at? Seems like that kinda person is common around here.?”

“Are you on fire? Or is it some kind of a magic trick? Either way, I gotta know your secret.”

Greed raises an eyebrow at the man. “And here I thought I could escape the Amestrian military in this joint. Don’t tell me you’re a State Alchemist too.”

“I just got dropped in this shithole and I could really use a drink or ten.”