Don't talk to me or my son ever again

-he’s both disappointed and mad-

//aww shucks! i was considering to maybe throw out a starter call soon-ish anyway! so, soon! 

it’s a feeling that cannot be beat when junior just point blank shoots you in the head, mauls you with some eggs and steals your damn lunch money to boot to ride of the valkyries. it’s just- so good 

– As you wish, my pardner! Just look at this!

Out of the blue, Chips throws a couple of tomatoes into the sky. God knows when he drew his gun and pierced both tomatoes with one bullet.

– And this, was an easy one!

🐣 “oooooo-EEP!” 

-seems like junior was just a little too close and got a face full of tomato innards. he was above crying but boy that stung his eyes, kinda like shampoo- 

🐣 “that’s really cool mister, but do you perhaps have a towel or somethin’? this really hurt-”

🐦 “JUNIOR!!! WHAT WAS THAT?!”

-you now have about 10 seconds to make up the best excuse of your damn life before wally sr. sees this mess and tears you to little plastic shreds-

@abbot-o-mae

so there is a new mickey short and...it’s junior

🐣“cute? once he perhaps was. a cowboy with a heart in the right place. but he gave it all away and for what? money. my one and only friend betrayed me in a pursuit of wealth! robbing a bank is one thing but killing the sweet barmaid,suzette, my love... he had to pay. after rigorous tracking i almost caught the outlaw at rust gulch but the scoundrel slipped away by caving in the narrow pathway leading out! luckily i knew where he was headed. silverton. i cut him off before he could head into town and wreak his dastardly havoc upon the innocents there! we had a standoff at high noon. rumors claimed he was the fastest quickdraw of the west. but i put a bit more emphasis on the was. with a quick shot from the hip my trusty laser pistol found it’s mark. my first friend, my enemy, laying before me. in his dying breath he told me something. he wanted to take it all back. everything he’d done. sadly it was too late for redemption. i pray heaven still let him in after all he had done........i mean it’s a pretty cool doll i guess, mainly because my dad got it for me... i did shoot it though” 

🐣“just about everything but i’m still bored...”