John Hughes did not direct my life

Possibly.

All I said was you had a stray hair. No one said you had to act like an asshole about it. 

Fuck you.

Okay you I like.

Well, thank you, my red headed accomplice.

Fuck! Avery, chill the fuck out!

I'm fucking with you, Kevvers!

Well no shit. But I needed your opinion. Which was the dumbest thing I’ve ever done, almost.

....

You tell him!

I'm working on it.

Don’t scare me like that! I almost pooped myself. 

Now, that'd be a sight.

Of course, that’s why I’m here to listen.

Yeah, of course. Who didn’t know that, Ave?

This is fucking stupid, Kev.

It wasn’t that bad of an idea. 

I'm just fucking with you, broski.

I didn’t say anything.

Not you. The guy behind you. You're alright.