Avery

Ya boy is at the kissing booth, ready to find his lucky ladyyyy. Also it’s cold, someone bring me cocoa please.

Because your girl doesn’t eat meat, but I sure do like me some grilled watermelon! I got a whole melon if anyone wants to try <3 also if someone can tell me where my good buddy is roasting mallows at, that would be lovely!

if you’ve got some extra I would love some. 

Penny is reminding everyone to wear a jacket and stay warm, we don’t need anyone getting frost bite. 

Awww, Penny is super cute! Look at that precious face!

Someone at work wears this woody spicy cologne and I swear to god I wanna bathe in it.

I mean Remington and Weston already treat you like a second mom. Thats what you mean right? 

Nope. My relationship status is nope. Single. Every date I’ve ever been on has been a disaster and I lose comprehension of the English language whenever I try to fix that.

I’ll go with that as an excuse instead of “total spazz.”

[text]: that obvious, huh?

[text] boy

Nope. My relationship status is nope. Single. Every date I’ve ever been on has been a disaster and I lose comprehension of the English language whenever I try to fix that.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and your ass is grass.