; Devil we cry

Everett: noooo no no no of course not!!

Everett: but I wish tbh :') it would make it 500% less stressful

Dani: It's my specialty.

Dani: Please, on the list of reasons for why you hate people, this is still somewhere near the bottom.

Dani: Yes, I like a challenge. But are there any boobytraps?

Avery: ...what made you think I have a list? I don't have a list.

Everett: why don't you show her your badge and say that if she doesn't shut up you'll have to arrest her :D

Avery: Is that what they teach you at the police academy?

Sophie: I really never did. I'm actually a little envious.

Sophie: Oh please do. I haven't eaten much short of mac and cheese and grilled cheese lately. I could use some grown up grub.

Avery: Envious? Why?

Melanie: Nothing to look forward too!? What? Why would you say that? There's gotta be something positive going on.

Melanie: See, ice cream is a positive thing. you have that to look forward to, okay!!

Avery: Come on, it's me. The world would be ending if I'm positive about anything.

Rafe: a v e r y

Rafe: yessss

Rafe: embrace it!

Avery: S T O P

Daniel: Well you're just a ray of sunshine.

Daniel: So where'd you go anywhere?

Avery: Don't I know it. People say that to me all the time.

Ellie: Damn, she wants to marry a guy she meets this year? That doesn't even make one year of a relationship before she says 'yes'. I don't know just how smart that is.

Ellie: Nothing's ever different. You're one of the smart people who don't waste time on believing it could be.

Ellie: Don't worry, I'm not doing that to you.

Avery: You never know, some people are that dumb. I've seen people getting married after two months of relationship before. Stupid if you ask me.

Tyler: Trust me, I'd remember you if you're as hot as you say no matter how drunk I was.

Tyler: ... So I guess this is just an awkward case of "wrong number" huh?

Avery: Ha, well aren't you just charming.

Dani: Nope. Sorry. Stuck with me forever.

Dani: about 50/50 I'd say. It seemed more like a singles' night than a gym. Women came in makeup, men came in wearing cologne and shit.

Dani: Didn't think it would be that bad. But, like I said, it's already less crowded and it's only January 5th.

Dani: BUT. Okay. Well then I will be at your place sometimes in the next few days. Unexpectedly. I'll break in.

Avery: I'm really feeling sorry for myself right now. Way to make my day worse, Evans.

Avery: I never knew people were that desperate. Ugh, this is why I hate people.

Damien: Where in the contract did you read otherwise? No, really, tell me, where? Hey, that's your fault. I could've taken or left you to be honest.

Damien: yeah? And I'm captain America. So just me, then? Huh, never picked up on that. Oh well.

Avery: I thought that was implied? Oh please, you couldn't even if you tried. I'm fucking irresistible.

Daniel: Yeah, well do you always aim to hurt peoples feelings.

Daniel: I have and to be honest, I don't like it.

Daniel: Didn't ask. I offered.

Avery: I don't aim to do that, okay. It's only a bonus when I managed to hurt people's feelings.

Avery: You're not the first to say that, and you won't be the last one. Good job I don't give a crap what people thought about me.

Damien: No, I'm here for just about anything else other than that. Not here to please your ass.

Damien: Are you saying that you don't? Is that what this is? We're lying to each other now. Ha, we've been doing that our whole lives, so - okay, fine. Sure.

Avery: Damn, I didn't fucking sign up for this. That was your trick, wasn't it? Have me fooled and now I've been stuck with you for god knows how many years.