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@averyfaraday-blog
i’m not the kind of person to choose l o v e over duty.

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Text ✉︎ Avery
Everett: noooo no no no of course not!!
Everett: but I wish tbh :') it would make it 500% less stressful
Avery: You should try FBI academy, it's 1000% more fun.
✘ # $ <333
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
Sent 1/18/16 at 6:45 pm
[Text]: EVERETT BROKE MY FUCKING LAPTOP. [Text]: I let him borrow it for like one day and now it has all sorts of fucking viruses on it and like keeps randomly restarting itself and just I’M GOING TO KILL HIM AVERY. [Text]: Get yourself ready to help me hide a body and get away with murder BECAUSE I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIM.
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
Sent 1/19/16 at 3:53 pm
[Text]: pretty sure one of mason’s bartender’s has a crush on me [Text]: because he keeps giving me free drinks, which you know i’m not complaining about but he isn’t my type? [Text]: how much would i have to pay you for you to come down here to pretend to be my lesbian lover?
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
Sent 1/20/16 at 1:48pm
[Text]: pretty sure i’ve going to steal avery’s dog. [Text]: SHIT SHIT SHIT. [Text]: i swear to you that i like meant ANOTHER avery. not you. not your dog. i’d never do such a thing like that to you? <33333
“Okay, it is way too early for whatever the fuck this is….”
“Come on, Daisy. I’m not going to shoot you, okay? It’s just a gun, it’s perfectly normal for me to wave a gun around.”
Text ✉︎ Avery
Dani: It's my specialty.
Dani: Please, on the list of reasons for why you hate people, this is still somewhere near the bottom.
Dani: Yes, I like a challenge. But are there any boobytraps?
Avery: ...what made you think I have a list? I don't have a list.
Avery: If I tell you then it wouldn't be fun, now would it? Guess you'll have to find out yourself.

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Text ✉︎ Mini-me
Everett: why don't you show her your badge and say that if she doesn't shut up you'll have to arrest her :D
Avery: Is that what they teach you at the police academy?
Avery: Please say no or else you might need to find a new place to train at.
Text ✉︎ Hot mama
Sophie: I really never did. I'm actually a little envious.
Sophie: Oh please do. I haven't eaten much short of mac and cheese and grilled cheese lately. I could use some grown up grub.
Avery: Envious? Why?
Avery: Sounds rough. I'll make sure to bring the greasiest and non-healthy food to you. I think you'll need it.
Text ✉︎ Mel A
Melanie: Nothing to look forward too!? What? Why would you say that? There's gotta be something positive going on.
Melanie: See, ice cream is a positive thing. you have that to look forward to, okay!!
Avery: Come on, it's me. The world would be ending if I'm positive about anything.
Avery: ...That's not fair. You know I'll never say no to food.
Text ✉︎ Gi-rafe
Rafe: a v e r y
Rafe: yessss
Rafe: embrace it!
Avery: S T O P
Avery: You're far too happy for me right now, Rafe. It's too much -__-
Text ✉︎ Daniel
Daniel: Well you're just a ray of sunshine.
Daniel: So where'd you go anywhere?
Avery: Don't I know it. People say that to me all the time.
Avery: New York. I needed a vacation.

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Text ✉︎ Ellie
Ellie: Damn, she wants to marry a guy she meets this year? That doesn't even make one year of a relationship before she says 'yes'. I don't know just how smart that is.
Ellie: Nothing's ever different. You're one of the smart people who don't waste time on believing it could be.
Ellie: Don't worry, I'm not doing that to you.
Avery: You never know, some people are that dumb. I've seen people getting married after two months of relationship before. Stupid if you ask me.
Avery: Sometimes I think we're the only sane people around here.
Text ✉︎ Stranger
Tyler: Trust me, I'd remember you if you're as hot as you say no matter how drunk I was.
Tyler: ... So I guess this is just an awkward case of "wrong number" huh?
Avery: Ha, well aren't you just charming.
Avery: I'm afraid so. I guess that's what happens when I had a few glasses of whiskey.
Text ✉︎ Avery
Dani: Nope. Sorry. Stuck with me forever.
Dani: about 50/50 I'd say. It seemed more like a singles' night than a gym. Women came in makeup, men came in wearing cologne and shit.
Dani: Didn't think it would be that bad. But, like I said, it's already less crowded and it's only January 5th.
Dani: BUT. Okay. Well then I will be at your place sometimes in the next few days. Unexpectedly. I'll break in.
Avery: I'm really feeling sorry for myself right now. Way to make my day worse, Evans.
Avery: I never knew people were that desperate. Ugh, this is why I hate people.
Avery: Really, Dani? Do you really want to break into /my/ house???
Text ✉︎ Damn you Evans
Damien: Where in the contract did you read otherwise? No, really, tell me, where? Hey, that's your fault. I could've taken or left you to be honest.
Damien: yeah? And I'm captain America. So just me, then? Huh, never picked up on that. Oh well.
Avery: I thought that was implied? Oh please, you couldn't even if you tried. I'm fucking irresistible.
Avery: The world will be in chaos if you're captain America. Well, you tried.

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Text ✉︎ Daniel
Daniel: Yeah, well do you always aim to hurt peoples feelings.
Daniel: I have and to be honest, I don't like it.
Daniel: Didn't ask. I offered.
Avery: I don't aim to do that, okay. It's only a bonus when I managed to hurt people's feelings.
Avery: You're not the first to say that, and you won't be the last one. Good job I don't give a crap what people thought about me.
Avery: Well thanks, but I don't need it.
Text ✉︎ Damn you Evans
Damien: No, I'm here for just about anything else other than that. Not here to please your ass.
Damien: Are you saying that you don't? Is that what this is? We're lying to each other now. Ha, we've been doing that our whole lives, so - okay, fine. Sure.
Avery: Damn, I didn't fucking sign up for this. That was your trick, wasn't it? Have me fooled and now I've been stuck with you for god knows how many years.
Avery: I don't know what you're talking about. I'm a perfectly calm person, I don't hulk out on people. Do you even know me anymore, Evans? Huh, do we ever lie to each other? I don't think I've ever took notice of that.