Something's happening here

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

everybody reblog this post and tell me your favorite animal that's not common. tell me your favorite animal that you haven't met another person who shares it, that you get "what's that" or weird looks for, or that you can never find plushies for. we getting unconventional today!!!! teach me something new!!!! show me something I haven't seen before!!! and yes bugs count

i’m always thinking about that news story where a three year old boy who wandered away from his house and ended up in the middle of the woods was found by this local great pyrenees farm dog who herded the kid back to his unrelated owners house. and the guy was like. whose kid is this

that dog must have been like. hmm. this isn’t a goat. some human must have left their puppy behind by accident. i have to bring this to management. surely my owner will be able to sort out whatever has occurred. that kid was like i’m all alone and scared and omg a big fluffy puppy is here to help. and that fucking farmer looking at his dog like. who’s toddler did you steal???

If you can’t appreciate a dog named Buford, you have something wrong with you.

the amount of times mid-stream/mid-recording i've had to stop myself and go "oh god i cant say that" bc i said fag or something