the way she sees it

Quality meme

does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

Sit yo ass down, son.

what a time to be alive

whats better than this

im laughing so fucking hard my mom just texted me telling me to shut up

When you get caught doing something embarrassing..

I hate when parents use the whole “I pay for your food and clothes and everything else!” Excuse to make their kids feel guilty. Its like, oh, yes, sorry you decided to have a child and actually have to care for that child. What a horrible thing for a small human to need those things and for the birthgiver to care for them. Poor you.

So the woman that gives it up on the first date isn't wife material, but the man that asks for it on the first date is husband material? #WakeUp

Uhm

damn boy