Obsessed with many things

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

why the hell do I relate to this

The reason I was given, as someone who works in food service, was that we are supposed to spend any down time cleaning. I too find it ridiculous however, especially when you're somewhere like order taking, because at least the other places let you move around, while Order taking you are just hanging around in the one spot most of the time because you have other people doing the rest of the stuff

rb this version instead plsss

Bi culture: Being attracted to women with short hair and men with long hair

 also bi culture: being attracted to soft cute men and buff intimidating women

I feel personally called out

Shit, they’re onto us

Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)

Have fun shitting in outhouses and losing loved ones to the plague™

medieval fantasy, not actual medieval times you impudent fool

Have fun crapping in outhouses and losing loved ones to the Goblin Raiders™

That’s more the fuck like it

It’s reminding you to do your Duolingo practice

This reply made this post 101x better

i’m a simple gal… i see a farming, harvesting and talking to neighbors game and i completely lose it

This is so funny? Why does it only have 500 notes I’m screaming I feel this Italian in my soul

I’m seeing stuff in the notes about “Miles would do this” and I just want to say: you’re absolutely right. All Spider-folks across all universes share one (1) singular brain cell and most of the time it’s Gwen’s.

As the current author of Spider-Gwen, I can attest that Gwen has not seen the brain cell in years.

Practical effects are advancing in the cosplay world while Hollywood atrophies itself with an overabundance of CGI.

That guy in the back going “WHO’S A GOOD BOOOOY”