Chris McLean, explain the rules, greets the 22 fools
Cliff jump, chicken 3, homeschooled sexist has to leave
Big sleep, ear kiss, Evaâs out and real pissed
Noahâs done, didnât play, made us wonder if heâs gay
Talent show, Justinâs gone, Trent sang Gwen a love song
In the woods, pee your pants, Katie, Sadie missed their chance
Hail, mimes, Celine Dion, jello, chickens, Tylerâs goneÂ
Cody matchmakes for a bra, Izzyâs running from the law
We didnât start the drama
it was always blaring since the showâs been airing
We didnât start the drama
You can point the blame solely on Chris McLeanÂ
Beth wonât do what Heather asks, Codyâs in a body cast
Screaming Gopherâs doing worse, Beth released on them a curse
Trent is poisoned real bad, Sadieâs off and Katieâs glad
Duncan Courtney finally kiss, Harold sees Heatherâs tits
Eat some stuff thatâs sick and wrong, Evaâs back and then sheâs gone
Heatherâs kiss breaks some hearts, Gwen and Trent are torn apart
Bridgette gets sprayed by a skunk, Geoff evicted from his bunk
Bikes, Lindsayâs outta luck, Cartoon Network edits suck
Horror movies, making out, DJâs chicken, thereâs no doubt
Real killer on the loose, Gwen kicks his fat caboose
Heather gets shot in the rear, votes Izzy outta here
Duncanâs dog ran away, Geoffâs too nice, he cannot stay
Harold hides, Courtney pouts, Geoff and Bridgette making out
Right after the dock of shame, no one say LeShawnaâs name
Goodbye Mr. Coconut, both the girls kick Duncanâs butt
Heather squirms, lost her hair, soon is booted outta there
Gwen and Owen recollect memories of 8 weeks in heck
Heather locked inside the can, Gwen and Trent hook up again
Have to run a crazy race, Owen wins most every place
Boys chuck Chris into the bay, Gwen wins in Norway
They all think they have to leave, Chris has more tricks up his sleeve
All get a 2nd chance to stuff more money down their pants
Million bucks, friendships made, Izzy changes her first name
Geoff and Bridgette share a face, shark swims up and eats the case
14 others still can play, other 8 that cannot stay
are Courtney, Cody, Noah, Sadie, Eva, Tyler, Zeke and Katie
Who will last and who will break? How much more can these kids take?
Will Courtney win her lawsuit? Whoâs the first to get the boot?
Is Heather still the one we hate? Will Owen finally lose some weight?
Who will win? Is Noah gay? Weâll find out in TDA!
WHEW. itâs about time i shared this song with the world. my parody of âwe didnât start the fireâ, summing up the whole TDI season. i wrote this years ago, before tda even aired, and i just now recorded it. please forgive my shitty voice and the shitty quality.