Just Trying My Best

lol this would make me stop doing it out of spite. i don't take orders from hairys (hairèd people)

can't stop thinking about how small orym is

imagine u ask your lesbian aunt to tell a ghost story at your wedding and she spends 3 hours narrating your repressed childhood trauma and telling everyone that your uncle is actually your dad

Hey has anyone seen Oscar anywhere recently? My friend Oscar?

The grouch.

Oh dear god

OMG JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE ANOTHER EAR OF CORN IN MY FRIDGE 🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕 🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕 🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕

oh my goddddd do you guys remember the old friends senior dog sanctuary tumblr that quietly posted cute dogs for about two years until one fateful day they posted, and i remember the phrasing with utter clarity, “i just want to get dicked down again =/”

the drama. the trickery. some fucker pretended to be a beloved animal shelter for two YEARS, quietly posting cute pictures of elderly dogs with no indication of it being something more, just to drop that fucking bombshell on us and then dip. the patience of it all. pure example of the long con. i wanna meet whoever did that and shake their hand.

toph was shown easily bending a meteorite that sokka gave her, meaning that toph can bend any dirt regardless if its from earth or not, meaning toph couldve definitely bent the moon and the only reason she didnt do it was out of respect for sokka and his ex gf

Toph doesn't know where the fuck the moon is