Crowley: Canon vs Fanon (P1)
Since I got some nice enthusiasm, here it is, Crowley facts ala reality. Iâve noticed thereâs a lot of confusing fanon about him and Iâm not entirely sure about where some of it came from. Itâs fun, but since thereâs comparatively little fan focus on Crowley and itâs mostly confusion and wishful thinking, there needs to be someone fact checking this stuff. The other boys have their hordes of devotees, itâs about time the Crowley set got organized. So letâs start with powers and abilities.
Despite fans frequently assuming he does in fanfic, fan art, recaps, meta analysis, and idle wank, Crowleyâs never been shown in canon to have:
I honestly donât know why so many fans assume Crowley has super strength when heâs never displayed anything resembling it. Perhaps because demons and monsters in so many other shows do?Â
Whatever the reason, the idea that Crowley can break someone with his bare hands is based on not a damned thing in canon. Most demons arenât stronger than their meatsuits. Some ancient, powerful demons are exceptions, but Crowley isnât.Â
This is why he tends to rely on his magic, the element of surprise, and various weapons for when he needs to go full Pesci on someone. Every time heâs gone hand-to-hand with a strong fighter without these things, heâs lost.
When I asked fans why they think Crowley is a super-fast healer, they pointed to his lack of lingering cosmetic damage from episode to episode, ignoring the times when Crowley did show lingering signs of cosmetic damage (like between âDevil May Careâ and âSlumber Partyâ).
Or the fact that Sam and Dean â two characters who obviously donât have super-healing â would be nothing but scar tissue by now if the show never let their cuts and scrapes vanish through the power of TV magic. Also, we now know Crowley employs witches who can repair and even resurrect his meatsuits, so⌠yep.
Anyway, I could go on and on about fan-assumed swag Crowley doesnât have in canon, so letâs talk about powers and abilities he does have:
Used conspicuously in âBlade Runnersâ. Twice. No one noticed.
For some reason, a bunch of fans have been insisting for the last few years that Crowleyâs vast knowledge of languages, witchcraft, history, and religion is the result of him being more than just a demon. They say he must be an angel. Never mind that being an angel didnât guarantee that Cas would know the forbidden fruit was a quince or help Lucifer find a Hand of God on his own.
Crowleyâs done all the homework, and now heâs more educated than any other character on the show. I think that qualifies as a super power, donât you?
These ones are self-explanatory.
The Crossroads Suite (teleportation, wish granting, binding kiss)
Boss Ass Demon Powers (psychokinesis, pyrokinesis, biokinesis)
Basic Demon Powers (insanely high pain threshold, blood magic, stealth)
Witchy Powers (serious spell casting, hex bags, sigils)
Thatâs a lot of impressive powers. Kinda wondering why people feel the need to embellish. Ah, well. Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
Got a question, disagree with something on the list, or just wanna keep the conversion going? Feel free to hop on! The more Crowley stuff in the tags, the better.
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