He Got The Dagger

If anyone is still out there, hi. I’m thinking of everyone; my heart aches with yours. All my love, always.

Babe are you okay? You didn’t make a performative little laugh when Stan Lee had his cameo just to make sure everyone knows you know it was him

once lorde releases her album, everythins gonna be alrite again

I don’t know how people do it

someone invents a recipe > their child loves it > they grow up and replicate it for their own child > their child loves it > they grow up and replicate it for their own child > their child loves it > they grow up and replicate it for their own child > their child loves it > (this continues indefinitely)

every time i shower i’m like this is going to make me a brand new person

if the jokerman ever said to me “you wanna know how i got these scars” or whatever i would just be like no

The funny thing about that is that he wouldn’t wait for you to respond regardless of what you intended to say

so would any man in the world hes not special

saving eye contact for marriage