High quality Garbage and Terrible Jokes

If you are on PC, you will be able to start from the beginning using the '(PC)' links. Unfortunately, it's not possible to do this for mobile, so mobile users will have to start from the latest post using the '(Mobile)' post.

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Default Skin: Brntwaffles Blue Sugar Nectar skin

Default Eyes: Horusmenhosetix's Beetle Eyes

I also use their beetle eyes for dogs and cats and horses

Default Eyeshadow: lavsm's EA eyelash texture fixes

Reshade:

The preset I use in all the photos you see is erasabledinosaur's Cactus Blossom, but with a few setting turned off so it's not so blurry. Keep in mind that it may look different in your game due to ReShade not registering some of the effects for me.

I do occasionally use or plan to use some other presets, such as:

Alphafish

Life Is Weird

Wonderlove Bloom

Wonderlove Dark

Started off as a simple Legacy with no other rule than to complete the lifetime wish, but future generations now have goals and challenges depending on how I feel, gen two is going to be the black widow challenge for example. I guess you would call it a freestyle Legacy?

Family Tree and Heirs Download a Doe!

(PC) (from the beginning) Gen 1

(Mobile) Gen 1

A LEPacy is a legacy where each generation is focused on an expansion pack. Unlike my other legacy, this one has rules. Each generation will have a set of goals to complete, of which I made myself. There will be eleven generations, as I am combining Seasons and Generations into one.

Family Tree and Heirs Download an Amsel!

(PC) (from the beginning) Gen 1 Gen 2

Wren: HUUURGHKJBK

Gee, I wonder why that happened?

Are, uh, are you sure you want to do that in that dress?

Wren: I must make use of it as much as possible!

Nakia: My favourite colour is grey Hanethos: Damn kid, is your favourite activity watching paint dry as well?

Wren: I miss my child

Speaking of children, time to woo our final baby mama!

Wren: Vou Vou le Jolene: Your terrible French has captivated me

Whoops

Albert: This is a bit awkward, but I forgot about the meat! Could you go buy me 2 steaks? I'll pay you for the meat! Wren: What am I? A personal shopper?

Wren: Got any meat? Cashier: Does this look like a butcher? Wren:... Cashier:... yes, we have meat

Albert: I'm so sorry, but we really need some quality lettuces, can you go back and get some? Wren: Did you...plan this dinner, like at all?

Albert: Actually, could you go to Egypt and fish two crocodiles? Wren: I- wha- j- you!

Smooth Wren. Might as well get a start of wooing somebody for the third child though.

...her home design skills could use some work, but it's not like we are marrying her...

Oh look, the merchant dude who yaps too much and made us get his lost baseball wants to go on a date. I think not.

Wren, unfortunately, did not get to smash, and instead was made to gather some frogs for this guy's dinner party.

Wren: Who is it that lights these things?

Oh swell, a secret garden. Do you think that fountain causes leaking somewhere?

Wren: Don't mind if I do

We might want to tell Lea she has a grave in her basement...

Wow, someone who actually noticed they had a mysterious basement in their house. This is already shaping up better than China and Egypt.

Lea Dutiel: Yeah, so there are some weird noises coming from the basement, you wouldn't mind checking that out, thanks! Wren: Sure, sacrifice me, why don't you?

This place is pretty cool, aside from the weird noises coming from the mysterious door over there...

You know, wouldn't it be easy to just make a mould of this key thing? All of these doors seem a little too easy to get into, and yet we seem to be the firs to plunder them every time-

A lot of dead people in this tomb. I'm not sure how forgotten it is when people can clearly walk into this place, no issue.

So it's a 998-year-old meloire nectar we were here to find? No?

...a baseball? Well... I guess that means we get to keep the wine...

Laurent: Ah, Madame! You have returned my precious baseball. I thank you from the depths of my heart. It is lucky, you see, I would never dare to go into a place like those ruins without it at my side. That is why I had to pay you to do it for-

...this seems like a lot of danger for... whatever it is that the guy lost...

Yep, that seems like a great place to sleep...

I don't think that's a safe way to do that...

Nice dress

Wren: Gotta look nice for France!

...you know you're going to be going in tombs again, right?

Wren: Just let me have this!

Man, this guy talks too much, it was such a pain to fit that all in there.

France is so pretty!