((Introduction rp)) ((when characters first me))
@automation-rick *brittney is chilling at a bar sipping on her wine, a little tipsy but not too much*
Bars arenāt his scene, they arenāt because he had no physical mouth to move. He only had yellow glass that symbolized a row of teeth, he also had no proper organs to situate that type of liquid in. He didnāt dream of ruining his already clocked innards and their slagged functioning.
But he had to cut through one to get to his destination, so⦠bad irony?
He takes a few large strides and people gawk as he tries to make his way out swiftly. He hadnāt counted on a male waiter not moving to make room as he walked so he was forced to bump clumsily into a brunette standing at the bar.
*Brittney glances over* hello. have we met before? *she looks at him* please lets go outside to chat. I just got done with my drinking.
He glanced at her and back at the door he had been making a beeline for. The waiter had gone almost undisturbed and all his liquor was still on his serving tray as he lowly walked away from him.
āYeah, yeah sure. How about we talk out there,ā The Rick points to the side exit door, āIād be much more nice.ā
sounds good to me. *Brittney says in her sexy jessica rabbit voice of how she always sounded*
As they made theyāre way over to the door, he holds it open for her as he follows her outside. He watched the other patrons suspiciously as he closed the door behind him.
He slumped his shoulders slightly in relief at being out of public eyes, āOkay, what did you want to talk about?ā
I just noticed you didnāt like being around people so I wanted to chat here. so what I was thinking. was I think I know you some where but I know that canāt be? you just seem so familiar like I known you for years and I know I dont know you for years. cause I sure wasnāt here when they built you. but you look like someone I knew so long ago? *brittney looks into his robotic eyes*
Rick would have cried āMultiverse theory!ā at her but that was a major attitude change he couldnāt handle right now. The last thing he needed was an angry female with deja vu.
āItās a bad habit, thatās just it. No real explanation.ā He said, his florescent optics meeting hers, āAnd your probably remembering a flesh version of me, because weāve never officially meet before.ā
yeah I think thats it⦠you kinda remind me of my husbandā¦a flesh version that died so tragicallyā¦. him and his morty died after the ceremony we went on a adventure as a celebratory celebration. and then he got killed by some assassins. whoever wanted my rick and his morty killed they hired someone to do it and to ruin the day of my one and true happinessā¦. *brittney frowns* Ā
āHmm. That sounds like something half the central finite curve might do. I donāt know what I could do to help you if your about to ask for anything, Iām not even sure I can even assist you properly.ā He said it almost indeterminate from his regular speech pattern, even if he meant to be ānicerā. He must be on the fritz again, āBut I guess I can do something for you, Iām here arenāt I? Do you have anymore questions?ā
I was wonder if you know any human ricks too? or mortys? I love to meet more people to know like you I know your a robot but. I call you a person too since you do interact with people too. what would you like to do too to hang out with me. I like to know you more. *brittney smiles*
āKnow more Ricks and Mortys? All I have to do is point at the wall and I can take you to a world were itās nearly infinitely populated by Ricks and Mortys.ā He says, āBut I can say Iāve made acquaintances with a few across the multiverse. Punk Mortys. Abandoned Mortys. Fish Rick and Morty. Yeah, Iāve seen quite a lot.ā
wow⦠I would love to see more. I never even seens a fish rick and morty before?
He looks at her as he hears sirens in the distance, police sirens. He looked at the wall next to it and raised his hand, shooting a portal from his palm, "Well, I'm on my way to an alien world, you can come with or you can stay here. Yes, I can drop you off at your house when we're done. Either way, I have to go."














