Autistic Flirting

You have eyes I actually like making contact with.

Hey. (I have the intention to show you my large collection of random items I’ve collected like a crow)

So I shared my spinterest with you.. Yeah, what did you think? Oh, you liked it? You watched one of the shows? You want to play one of the games? You want to watch one of the movies with me? Okay, well we're married now. Sorry.

Your vibes feel comfy

Sorry I called you short, I don't have a filter between my brain and my mouth and you're very cute.

I made you a Spotify playlist song that I like that I thought you would like

Oh, you mentioned an interest in a topic? Well good news for you, I have a nigh concerning level of knowledge on it and a massive crush on you. Yes, you will need to take notes.

Mentally rehearsing specific suggestive dialogue options, so that when you get the chance to use them, you will be ready to deliver them perfectly

You smell really good. I enjoy recognizing your scent every time that you're around.

Oh, you like this topic? Well I have unfettered access to the internet, a fat crush on you, and the concerning ability to give a college level lecture on something by reading a Wikipedia article. Give me 20 minutes.

Here, hold this. *hands you my favorite item from special interest and my hand as well*

autistic flirting is Oh? You're casually familiar with one of my special interests? Well prepared to be mazed*tells you an unorganized assortment of fun facts about it that i'm guessing you'll like*

I only want to tell you about my favorite comfort show.

Your hands look really soft, can you put them on my face

*Lets you hold my shark plushie*

You make me want to hold eye contact so I can memorize how your eyes look

You made me feel emotions so I made you cookies