So...
Who knows how to take care of a four year old?
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So...
Who knows how to take care of a four year old?

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Wait, seriously? Since you got too much, you could just hand some over to me. Cause that’d be the nice thing to do. And you seem like a nice lady.
Mhm. I was quite shocked when I found it and I absolutely couldn't resist the temptation. Huh... I suppose I could do that. It's kind of in a big tub, though. I'm not sure how to split that up.
Did you know that you can buy just the filling of cheesecakes? I may have gotten too much of it, but oh well.
Apparently it’s pretty damn easy to get “lost in the system” after you spit on an officer’s shoes. Who knew?
Perhaps you shouldn't spit on anyone's shoes then.
Coffee is quite possibly the greatest thing ever created.
Yeah. Trust me, having a kid adds about an extra hour onto getting ready.
I personally wouldn't know but I can imagine. Kids are bundles of energy... This is probably a really bad connection but is it anything like having a dog?

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Who has PETA's number?
What the fuck do you do that’s so time consuming? I don’t even know how you can live like that.
I'm a detective. Sometimes I ask myself that as well but I suppose you just get used to the lifestyle. I can't really imagine myself doing anything else now.
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Coffee is quite possibly the greatest thing ever created.
You’d think that wouldn’t you. Unfortunately, when you’re chasing after a four year old all morning, making coffee is the absolute last thing on my mind.
Oh... That makes sense, I suppose.
Coffee is quite possibly the greatest thing ever created.
Usually the coffee joint on 21st Street has a much less creepy barista. I wish I had time in the morning to make my own coffee.
Maybe you should go there from now on. Well, I'm not sure making your own coffee takes any more time than it does to go out and have someone else make it for you. And it's certainly cheaper.

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Coffee is quite possibly the greatest thing ever created.
Except when the creepy barista guy hits on you.
That's unfortunate... You could always go to a female? Or just make your own.
Healthy is over rated, I mean, we can cheat as long as we exercise. Or at least until gravity hits when we’re older.
So what is it that you do that keeps you in tip top shape?
Fair point... Ah, gravity. Yes. Gravity is no fun.
Detective Autumn Edwards... It's pleasure.
Who’s the vic? When did it happen? Are you sure it’s a serial?
Come on, barbie. You know you love it when I called you that.
Natalie Carver. Twenty-three, student at NYU. I've not been to the scene yet since I've waiting on a certain someone but we're fairly certain that it's connected to the other.
Really? Do I really like it? Cause I didn't think I did.

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Same here. I let the 5am runs take care of my impulses for fatty foods
I try to be healthy, if only so I can keep up with my job - I really do. It never seems to work out though.
I can’t argue with that logic, now can I?
I flatter you? You’re the one calling me Batman. And Charming. I’m beginning to see I have a lot of characters I’m going to have to live up to.
You could try but I don't see why you would want too.
Well... I'm just making it so that you can truthfully tell your future daughter that you're Prince Charming... And your son that you're Batman. You can hardly criticize me for wanting to help you and your unborn children out. But yes, you do flatter me, believe it or not.