Author Jill Ann Patterson

Off to see mom, have lunch and celebrate Mother's Day. #mothersday (at Sun City West, Az 85375)

#maythe4thbewithyou #starwars #rebellife #allaboutthatbasenorebels #lovestarwars @xavierneal87 thank you!

My Super Tuesday has nothing to do with voting. I'm asking all my girls out there- post your good hair days this week! Today is my GHD and I'm singing ACDC's Back in Black because of it. #goodhairday #backinblack #rockinthis #supertuesday #bighairdontcare #happygirlsaretheprettiestgirls (at Phoenix, Arizona)

And this is why I can't have nice things. The minute I walk into work I spill coffee on myself. #coffeestain #ugh #sonofabitch #humpday #firstworldproblems (at Phoenix, Arizona)

This is what happens when nobody in the house can agree on shakes. I'm running out of room on top of the refrigerator. #firstworldproblems #proteinshake #cantagreeonanything #gainz #leanitout #werkitgurl (at N Phoenix, AZ)

Fun times in Sun City! #potparty #legalize #suncitywest (at Sun City West, Arizona)

I can't decide if this is a Pinterest fail or not. It's supposed to look like a sundae. It kinda reminds me of Sputnik. Eh. It's candy, the kids will like that part. #Pinterest #heartsandcandy #candysundae #valentines #myboysaremyvalentines #mycandybringsalltheboystotheyard (at N Phoenix, AZ)

Perfectly sums up Valentine's Day this year. #loveisstupid #antivalentine #ihatevalentinesday (at Phoenix, Arizona)

A family that lifts together takes home gym selfies together too! I'm going to get as buff as the kid. Lol. #lovethiskid #girlswholift #gains #workit #nomakeupinthegym #futuremarine #nomorelonggymbreaks #workofftheholidaypounds (at N Phoenix, AZ)

Truth. #shoewhore #firstworldproblems #buytheshoes #retailtherapy (at N Phoenix, AZ)

#lifegoals #thatsmygirl #crazychicks #happyfriday

And zombies for the win. #atleastsomeonewantsmeformybrain #zombiesaremyspiritanimal #zombielove #zombiesarepeopletoo #brains #smartgirlsaresexy 💋 (at N Phoenix, AZ)

Fashion confuses me. Why would anybody but these? And why would anybody pay $140? Goodness. #fashionmistakes #fashion #godthatsugly @kammart what's your official opinion? 😀 (at N Phoenix, AZ)

Gotta get shit done today. Don't mess with a woman in a bun! #bunhairdontcare #gettinitdone #amwriting #punchlist #itsrainingitspouring #waterdamageandsickkids #lifeisbeautiful (at N Phoenix, AZ)

Finally put together! Boy presents- I'm soooo gonna use it though! #someassemblyrequired #pumpitup #fitnesspresents #startingahomegym (at Phoenix, Arizona)

Merry Christmas everyone. Joy to the world the Lord is born. #merrychristmas #jesusisthereasonfortheseason #christisborn (at Phoenix, Arizona)