lmao i lov u

How much leopard print u wear baby

Yeah

Damn did you see that? That was fucked up, right? Anyway I'm Rod Serling.

old gods are waking

easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

my little brother’s unbelievably awkward cat for your viewing pleasure. I told him she always looks like she’s in a really uncomfortable social setting she doesn’t know how to get out of. He told me “that’s because she is in one whenever she’s around you”

So?

cutie mark crusaders on a mission

“you should all be fired and probably in jail,” they said, waiting for the whole room to get uncomfortable, then continued, “because the only things you can really learn about a human being in under 60 seconds are all things that are fueled by prejudices and biases covered by american law. so now, i will teach you how to stop being racist, sexist, judgmental assholes and hire people that will better your company of employ.”