"No tappin' out in my pit."

god I love being a lil fuckin weirdo in the comfort of my own house

a confused phoenix has made its nest in the lighting display aisle at home depot and is attacking customers and setting them on fire in aggressive territorial displays

employees have made no attempt to stop it as the bird is only doing what they've been wanting to for years

‘stories can resonate with you even when the characters are nothing like you’ is something a 6 year old would understand but it needs to be explained to fandom adults on tumblr

children's media is so evil for pretending broccoli's bad broccoli's literally so delicious and beautiful why are you being so mean to her i think you're just jealous honestly

they're making a saw prequel set in the 1800s where this guy was making traps out of wood and clay and shit