Aurumis Art

I found this gem on weibo...

So coarse translation for those who need it:

Q1: What would you say if your girlfriend said to you, "I ran into your ex at the hospital. She broke a bone. Do you want to give her condolences?"

Zzh: why you were at the hospital? Are you not feeling well?

Q2: what would you say if your girlfriend spilt ice cream on your golf club or shoes or something you really treasured?

Zzh: I'd ask her: the ice cream spilt. Do you want me to buy you another?

Hosts: this isn't you! Why are you doing this? I thought we were keeping it real!

Zzh: I am! This is the real me.

Hosts: we don't believe it. Did someone give you the questions before hand?

Zzh: no. Isn't this real? This is just how someone should treat their girlfriend.

Hosts: you're not like this irl.

Zzh: you don't give me enough credit. It's because you've never been my girlfriend

Voice over at end: 55555 I want to be zzh's gf!

Note: 55555 is wuwuwuwuwu aka crying noises