littlefucker

*checks tumblr* *consumes the three new posts that have appeared since i last checked tumblr* *refreshes tumblr* *consumes the one new post that just appeared* *refreshes tumblr again* *no new posts appear* *checks discord* *is overwhelmed by the big servers* *nothing new in the small servers* *checks tumblr again* *consumes the two n

sticking one of those lil stickers from fruit on someone is a love language

come back & do it then cunt

He was probably boring as fuck on here

Is that a brit? Is that a brit up there. I just want to say that I love how you swear. Your language is beautiful, and I aspire to it. 

call me british again & I’ll make you live in the walls

The problem with having mental illnesses since being a child is that your whole identity grew around them and you have no idea who you really are.

I always got very excited when it would spell out ACDC

OMG SAME FOR BOTH

I always got very afraid when it was the same letter 4 times in a row

when I was 4 or 5, my mom was a prof at a college and she used to hand me the scantron sheet before she wrote the exam and let me colour whatever lettered bubble i wanted for each answer. if i coloured two by accident, she made an ‘all of the above’ option. one time she gave me it and i coloured the ‘a’ bubble for each of the 130 questions except for the second last one and she just went with it later on, she told me that it was the most entertaining exam she had ever watched her students take

politics exam but the answers are all in acab order

A baby the size of a truck 🥺

I love elephants so much.

@michipichi

Dodgeball in school is literally the funniest fucking game, your teacher hands you rubber balls and you’re allowed to just attack each other

this bird is fucking sewing