ever beseeching

if I had a plasma pistol you wouldn't hear from me ever again. i would crouch behind highway guardrails and shoot fully charged shots at teslas passing by me

It’s ok to post this

getting up from bed speedrun

cursed image

you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die

made it with an hour to spare

I can’t believe I share a birthday with this image.

[I.D. Photo of chicken noodle soup being warmed up on a stove, inside a hollowed out watermelon rind. A ladle rests in the soup melon, leaned on the edge. The picture is dated 6/30/2013. End I.D.]

This post has soup in it!! Very good.

pjackk is beloved bc a lot of us are 5 seconds of lapsed concetration and one bad gas station sandwich away from posting like that too

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

wigan kebab now that's what you call a butty i've been hearing about the wigan kebab for years and now i'm finally here at the trawlerman one of the best chippies i'm gonna go and try one lets go right mate i've been told to come in and order a wigan kebab but i don't actually know what it is you don't know what a wigan kebab is no butter barm meat and potato pie on you're in 'eaven carbs on carbs on carbs absolutely that's what i like to see d'y'want one yeah go on mate is it a popular dish 40 percent of people come and eat it's quick and good quick and ready and do they call it a wigan kebab or is it a pie barm or what do they ask for wigan kebab wigan kebab wigan kebab class go on then there you are enjoy lad wigan kebab that actually looks class that is sensational that is actually spot on mate i'm just lookin at the menu here so i can get a smack for 40p yeah so what is smack it's well born in wigan smack barm pey wet smack barm pey wet yeah it's a it's a cheap treat for a kid some grown ups get 'em but you're generally looking at 80p you've got some 'ot potater batter on salt n vinegar what's pey wet mate what's pey wet in wigan it's as good as gravy it's the water off the peas you get a few peas in as well yes you know you know it's free just moist your chips up while you smack i think i've got room for a little bit more mate can i get a smack barm pey wet no problem at all get your pey wet there you are man enjoy cheers mate smack barm pey wet gotta be honest the look of this pey wet is knocking me a bit sick it looks fuckin mingin let's see what it's chattin got a hefty dollop of pey wet there and it's actually quite nice there's no pea it's just wet but you can taste the pea a wigan akimbo with a smack barm pey wet and a wigan kebab and i don't know which one i prefer if i'm honest so that's the wigan kebab obviously a lot more meaty and no peas see the smack barm pey wet it's got more of a crunch i'm gonna have to go with the smack barm pey wet i'm sorry to all the wigan kebab lovers but it's gotta be the smack barm pey wet i think i've got room for a little bit more mate babby's yed go on what's a babby's yed steak pudding steak pudding steak pudding well reknown around 'ere our puddings are best and why is it called a babby's yed they favour 'em they've got very similar to look at so when you crack open a babies 'ead that's what it looks like inside yeah well don't don't do it so it's still babby's yed to go i've got to tell you something 'bout that the babby's yed actually comes with chips and gravy stuff as well you're messin' lad ugh three course wigan meal there you go cheers for that babby's yed cause it looks like a babies head and if you crack it now we're talking that's a serious pie that that is a serious puddin' so i've had a wigan kebab a smack barm and a babby's yed i'm officially a wiganer now do you want pey wet on that mate

Nothing better than some fresh plums and strawberry lemonade ♡ Except maybe #Lesbians #Yep #ImGay

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

im getting sick of this.