pauvre petit choit ;

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

No one be listening to me that's why I got a blog in the first place

There were no survivors.

is this dee

If you’re wondering why it doesn’t seem like tumblr did an april fools joke this year, it’s because they did but it’s contained entirely within the group chat function which no one is using

this sounds fake but I dont know enough about the group chat function to disprove it

i think this post makes more sense now than ever

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo