ruhe sanfte, sanfte ruh

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[yoda voice] seven, six.

i need to start doing some florestan and eusebius shit

wait you're nonbinary?? are you afab or amab- sorry, transmasc or transfem?? ....oh you're neither?? okay, are you tma (harmless and innocent and 'one of the good ones') or tme (annoying and therefore evil)?? these ones arent gender-based, so they're better- oh you dont like the new boxes we came up with because they still slot you into a gender binary? okay youre an icky evil tme then, because you dont like them. die.

omfg there’s a thunderstorm rn the thunder I just heard was horrifying

holy shit

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

Like I think it's really telling that our society idealizes the general concept of "a romantic partner" to a degree where the status and validation associated with getting someone to fill that role for you frequently ends up being prioritized above the individuality of the person you're dating. Like the concept of "having a partner" is by itself considered so valuable that it often ends up overshadowing who the person you supposedly love the most in the entire world actually is as an individual and that's scary to me