* QUEEN / BEE.

“is it gonna be an orgy? that’s only going to be a fun trip if there’s an orgy involved or someone breaks up because of a cheating scandal. wow, you’re a grown boy and everything. still a little upset that alex and now you are running off on little trips without me, but i might live.”

“debateable, i think he may have got lost in the desert and died but no one has informed us yet so he might still be breathing wherever he is. so everyone is just okay with the gaggle orgy of exes?”

@audreyhummel: @finnickn0tf0x but i wanna fight someone :(

“i knew you two were a thing at one point but i just didn’t want to assume. alex has been awol so i thought maybe you stole his soul, as i assume you do with most men you come in contact with and was taking him to hawaii to do some siren soul stealing. and olivia’s just cool with this? because i would not want my boyfriend going to hawaii with his ex whether they were friends or not.”

“which one? i have like a thousand brothers?”

“you’re going to hawaii? i’m so fucking jealous.”

“are you a goddamn idiot? it’s like fact that if you’re fucking a married dude and you know he’s married, then you’re a dick and if you think that’s okay then i really feel bad for anyone who spends their time around you. thank god he’s not married because i’d feel bad for the woman that doesn’t know instead of the willing whore who’s just fucking a guy for money.”

“yes really. if he was hypothetically married, you both would be utter assholes so clearly it would be a worse situation whether or not anything would change.”

“for everyone involved, duh.”

“that would make it like ten times worse though.”

“you’re a bore, santos.”

“i guess that makes it somewhat better.”

“i can be nice every now and again. that’s what you should be doing, you’re your own person, you only get one life. live it how you want and what makes you happy. that too! we can definitely do facetime study sesh’s and we’ll definitely have to hang out. i’ll kidnap you away from sawyer and we can have a girl’s day.”

“you sound like a mistress, sweetie.”

“who’s thomas? like the train?”

“that’s good and i really am hoping for the best for you two. you both make a good pair and yeah i’ve seen you two get thrown some shit during it but if someone had to get married i’d want it to be you two. i think you can do it and like you said, we’ll probably have similar classes so if you ever need a study partner just let me know. i’m gonna come home a lot to see my dads so if you wanna get together, just text me.”