TheIdiotChronicles

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

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something about friends having sex is inherently so fucking hot to me and i have no idea why. maybe because i read an ungodly amount of "friends to lovers slowburn with sexual tension" fanfics. who knows.

reblog if your dms are a safe space for unsolicited boypussy

If you need jizz on you there's always options~

pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up

If your sub has autism and a humiliation kink all you need to do is say "look at me when I fuck you" and make them hold eye contact, and you'll have them melting every time I 100% guarantee

Very effective way to get their faced 100% red

Desperately subby boys who hump their pillows and stuffed animals in bed at night. Boys who grind their drippy little cunts on the corner of every piece of furniture in the house when they're home alone. Go ahead and hump my boot, pretty baby. Don't be shy now, it feels good, doesn't it?

grinding down on his bulge acting like i'm not doing anything and instead of fucking me like i want he tells me that i could get off like that, grinding on him like a pathetic little puppy boy

dry humping for hours with lots of biting and hair pulling that turns into ripping off each other's clothes because just friction isn't enough

I fucking love tboys with fat pussies. Love when you've got him bent over to spank/fuck/play with his ass and his entire cunt is just protruding and on display, dripping wet, begging for attention.

Makes me think of a pretty boy I know~

trans men are awesome because you know that opening in boxers where cis men pull their dick out? yeah it’s also perfect for sticking my hand into and playing with their tcock until they can’t breathe