Auden Out Of Context

You know what this needs? Less straight people.

"you may think that because i can't get out of bed currently i'm unwilling to fight but you're wrong i just happen to be fighting myself"

me: "wait... tom hanks doesn't star in prisoner of azkaban..." charlotte: "no, we're watching trailers."

"what if I delete my blog and go to space"

"we can either watch Harry Potter or engage in a fight to the death, it's your choice"

" I was there when Taylor swift was convicted of murder"

[wanders the hallways of my old high school while on fall break, screaming terrible warnings at seniors as they approach the tenuous future]

"no one can interrupt me!!!!!! MY DOOR LOCKS AND NOBODY ELSE LIVES IN THAT ROOM!!!! I'LL BE ABLE TO DRIVE WHEREVER I WANT!!! THAI FOOD"

"one big & one little cockroach live in the baldwin third floor bathroom & i'm worried they're family & if i squash one the other will mourn"

"i live in space and i have no need for humanity"

"i'm straight and in favor of bullying. yepp. that's me. the straightest and most cis and most bullying-est"