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So robbery is off the table- I’m not understanding the moon flower petals though…
Not that it’s my case, but to me, the petals feel too obvious. The guilty party tended to each detail from posing the body to displaying the entrails. I find it hard to believe that the moon flower petals would have been accidentally left behind. I mean, the whole thing just seems off, doesn’t it? Too intentional?
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You’re the boss.
Here you go. Go put it back, if that’s what you want to do.
...don’t look at me like that. I mean, what else are we going to do? Keep it overnight, because we know no one will need it until they go to the scene tomorrow? Go there tonight ourselves and investigate? Look absolutely brilliant when we come up with something no one else has noticed-- which I would, of course--and force them to start respecting me? Er, us?
That’s absurd.
Hmm…yeah, you’re probably right. Hey, you wanna lead the way back to the filing room?
Hm? Oh. What? No, give me the file, Sage. I’m-- I’m putting it back. Right now.
Yeah, that is exactly the kind of thing they would probably seal and hide away behind a lock.
Aaaaand…jackpot. Holy shit, this is like…everything. Body location, list of preliminary suspects…dude, we could investigate the whole case on our own with this shit!
...oh. Oh, Merlin, that’s--
Well... well we should... probably, um. Put it back. Because Ashley’ll know it’s missing any minute now and we would absolutely get kicked off the force if they found us with it, so we... yeah. Should... put it back.
Great. Nothing makes me feel like the years I spent trying to get into this field were well-spent.
…look I’m gonna say this once and that’s it, and then we’re gonna forget it was ever said and move on with our lives…your aunt is totally bogus for holding you back. Me, I get, but you…deserve to go. More than me. More than anyone probably.
All right, and now, that having been said, you’re a complete idiot, because if that’s all that envelope had to say, he wouldn’t have sealed it and locked it away, so open it and let’s keep our fingers crossed it’s got something juicy inside.
...right. Well... right. Thanks.
You open it. I’ll do the finger crossing and hope it’s not just a list of phony cases to occupy us with or an order slip of new ink pots for us to count.
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Well. I got the file, Angelette, but I don’t think we need to look at it. I know what it says.
Elder Whitestag was murdered. Lockhearst is taking everyone to the crime scene tomorrow-- everyone except us.
No, she wouldn’t fire me, but that doesn’t have anything to do with it. It’s a matter of honor, Aurora. It’s a matter of respect, which you can stand to learn a little bit about. Tenured or not, I’m respect the Chief enough not to directly disobey her. Period.
…I’ll talk to her. I’ll go to bat for you. I will stand in front of my boss and make your case, but Godric, Aurora, you can’t cut the legs out from under me by throwing a tantrum every time you don’t get your way.
If I threw a tantrum every time I didn’t get my way, I’d never leave your office.
But-- but thank you, sir. I appreciate it. I do.
And just for the record... I wouldn’t fight so hard if it didn’t mean so much to me.
Aurora, you are not going, and that’s the end of the story and if you say anything other than “yes sir” to that I’m going to have Brett file the papers for a temporary leave of absence for you.
I can’t believe that you of all people made me go there.
And for the record, there is not a question of letting the Chief Auror, who reports only to the Minister of Magic, do anything. I don’t get to tell Chief Starrise what to do, in much the same way that you do not get to tell me what to do. I do know it’s true, but I also know that I took an oath and part of that oath is obeying the orders of my chief and there isn’t a temper tantrum in the world that will make me break that oath, no matter how true it is.
And for the record, Sage is just as much an Auror as you are, and one you’re going to have to protect and trust on the field, and maybe one of the things that’s holding you back from going to crime scenes like Elder Whitestag’s is the arrogance that makes you think you’re better than one of your comrades.
Yes, sir.
--you know it’s not fair. You know I fight twice as hard to get half as far as the rest of them. I have earned this case. I know what I bring to the table. Call it arrogance, but we both know that’s not why I’m not on this assignment.
We also both know she wouldn’t fire you if you stuck up for me.
You’re not going, Aurora.
Look, I’m sorry. I know this is disappointing. Next time, okay, when it’s not such a high profile case, I promise I’ll take you along. I promise. But I can’t let you come on this one. There’s no way I can get it past the Chief.
And look, you won’t be the only one I leave back, okay? I promise. Angelette will stay back too, and I’ll even let you call in witnesses from the Poliver case to get their statements. That’s a lot better than filing inventory, right?
I’m going.
You can’t let her do this. Not this time. It’s precisely because it’s such a high profile case that you know I should be the first one out there, I am the most capable, I work the hardest of any of the junior agents-- no, sir, you know it’s true, and so does she. Don’t let her do this. Don’t leave me behind again to work a consolation case with Sage just because she’s being unreasonable.
You grew out of cookies?
No, no, it’s not…it’s not that, the inventory is fine. Everything you do exceeds expectations. You know that. Here, have a seat, Aurora.
Here’s the bare bones run down. The search party found Elder Whitestag’s body. Confirmed dead, of course, suspected homicide pending the crime scene investigation. The news is going to be bursting with this story. And…look, Aurora, if I had my way, you’d be the first rookie I took with me, but…I figured it’d be best if you heard it from me. We’re going out tomorrow to check out the scene and…I can’t take you with me.
Well, I grew out of--
Whitestag’s dead?
...no.
No.
You’re not leaving me behind. Absolutely not. Not this time. I’m going. I’m going.
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Aurora? Can I see you in my office for a minute?
Do you still like gingersnaps? I remember when you were a kid and your Aunt brought you to the Christmas party you were crazy about the gingersnaps. I think I’ve got a tin of them here somewhere…
I was six, sir. I think I grew out of that fifteen years ago.
Is everything alright...? I triple checked the inventory, so if something’s out of place, it was Angelette. Actually, if there are any mysterious stains again, that was also Angelette. You know, I can just go get him if you’d like, he’s really who you should be talking to about this.
You are exhausting, has anyone ever told you that?
Oh, what’s that? You did so much better than me on the entrance exams? And yet here we are, both doing the exact same work, so what does that tell you?
I don’t recall.
It tells me that someone hates me, has too much of soft spot to fire you, and that Ashley hasn’t read a single complaint I’ve put in that Suggestion Box on his desk since the day they hired you.
Look at us, playing to our strengths! Cause you know, I know you’ve got the corkscrew motion for the unlocking charm down pat, and also you have all the sex appeal of a sack of flobberworms. This is the kind of self-awareness that the chief should be impressed with.
Speaking of flobberworms, I’m estimating that even someone as sexy as me can only get Ashley’s engine purring for like, two minutes tops, so I hope you did well on the agility section of the entrance exam, because you’re gonna have to be fast.
I’m counting on your flirting to astonish and appall him rather than actually arouse him, but, really, whatever floats your ego boat. Also I know you know that I got did perfectly on the agility section, unless your memory is selectively deleting the number of times I have told you my results to remind you that it is unfathomable that we are consistently paired together, in which case, Sage, I did perfectly on the agility section.
You’re asking me to lie to –? Aurora, just. Think rationally, for a moment. Even if you succeed in this insane, random event you’re hoping by hope might take place – are you even ready? You say you won’t fail but just determining that you’ll succeed at everything you attempt is a loser’s game.
I’m not saying you’re not a good agent – you’re a great one, and a promising one at that. But all of you are unrefined. You’re too young and too inexperienced to start thinking so ahead of yourselves.
No, no, not lie, of course not. Just, um, you know. There’s no need to mention it, really, since it’s all hypothetical. I would never actually do anything, so it’s not worth bringing up, because it would just stress Griffin out, and that’s not doing anyone any favors, right?
I appreciate that. But I assure you I’m not getting ahead of myself. I know what I’m capable of. Let’s-- leave it at that?
Hey, that one’s actually super easy. You just have to blink really slow - like you have something in your eyes - and smile, then voila. Insta intern jammer.
Oh. I feel you, though. Every time I try to have a conversation with my aunt she turns it into a talk about my future husband and I have to make up some rando guy just to get her tacky acrylic claws to retract. Crazy.
I’m sure we’ll get something soon, though. …You can’t be hazed forever, right?
If I try it now you’ll definitely laugh so how about I just practice it in the mirror tonight and we’ll come back to it another time.
Yeah, that’s-- that’s pretty much what I’m dealing with, too. Maybe I should just marry some workaholic who I’ll never have to see. Cut rent costs and get family off my back. Win- win.
Right. Right. I mean, it’s felt like forever so far, but that’s beside the point. Things will definitely probably maybe look up eventually. We just have to be... patient.
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I suggest we do exactly what we want to.
And I suggest we start with that sealed file Ashley’s got locked up in his desk. The one Griffin slid him ever-so-secretly this morning while they were going to Ashley’s office for tea. The one in the second drawer from the bottom.
One of us distracts him with flirtation, the other one breaks into his desk and filches the file, and suddenly we’re a step ahead of the Chief. Even she can’t stop you from doing something you don’t know about in the first place, now can she?
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Fine.
But you’re flirting with him. And I am only agreeing to this because I have been dying to know what that was about all day.
Understandable, sure. But understanding your motivation probably won’t change the outcome of your job’s fate if you mess it up.
I guess I just couldn’t mess it up, then.
Not to say I would do this. This is all just... hypothetical. Of course. So hypothetical that there would certainly be no need for you to ever mention it to Griffin. That would be completely unnecessary. I would never jeopardize my position like that.
