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My "sold to BTS" Fanfic. I know. Just read it. It's better than you think.

Warnings: mild sexual harassment, swearing, violence.

Starstruck author and writer extraordinaire Father Parpar brings the world a new fanfiction. What happens when your mom sells you to BTS for rent money? Find out in this story!

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The Final Chapter

By Luci

July 9, 2015: The First Day of Comic Con

Exactly 4 months since Steve disappeared in the Real Life AU

Exactly 1 month since Steve had died

Steve felt wrong.

He remembered everything. Every portal, every almost-death, every moment with his soulmate, Jimmy. And now, here he was, in a car on his way to Comic Con with the seven people who had been there that day, all of them claiming to have no memory of Captain Kirk kidnapping Steve during dance class.

Steve had asked them all together and individually about that day. Kara said all she remembered was Steve prepping for a left turn then going right. Ashley said Steve left in the middle of class then stopped showing up. Paris said she forgot who he was until he appeared a few months ago in their basement, crying and claiming he had died.

The New New Testament (Ch. 1)

By Father Par Par and Luci

Warnings: swearing, violence, and recreational drug use

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Jesús Christ was not the most popular boy in school. However, he was one of those guys who the popular people wanted to be friends with, but they couldn’t quite figure him out. You see, Jesús was a real chill guy. He had fluffy, curly black hair which he often kept in a bun or ponytail. He was half black and half mexican, and he was beautiful. But he was humble about it. He was on the swim team, the best woodshop student the school had seen in 2018 years, and always seen at the volunteer events in the community. He was a real average guy, who just happened to be………….. The son of God!

The New New Testament (Ch. 1)

By Father Par Par and Luci.

Warning: This story contains violence, recreational drug use, and swearing.

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Basement Demon

Hey there everyone! It’s ya gurl Father Par Par! Luci suggested I post this short story of mine, so here I am! It has swearing, mentions of non-con experiments, and recreational drug use, so if you’re not into that, don’t read it.

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Penny rolled over in bed and opened Snapchat on her phone. It was ten in the morning and she already had four snapchats. Three were from her friends and one was from her mom, sent at midnight. She opened that one last. It was a long series of videos of the cats. Penny missed her cats dearly since she’s been living in Detroit, and she loved getting pictures of them.

But these videos were strange. The first one was a video of her black cat, Soske, sitting in front of the basement door on his hind legs, pawing at something in front of him. His eyes looked glazed over and his behavior was unlike anything Penny had ever seen. The caption said “Cats are acting weird.”

The next video was of Penny’s white cat, Keko, who was stalking something by the basement door. With a quick pan, the video showed that the basement door was open but there was nothing there. Keko continued to stalk but then she stopped and her eyes lost focus and she stood up to do the same thing Soske did in the last video. The next video made Penny sit straight up in bed and her heart skip a beat. Soske was standing on his back legs again and he was pawing at the air and then he collapsed and started shaking on the floor. Penny’s dad came into the video and scooped him up. The next video was of Soske in her dad’s arms, shaking and curled up close to him. The next snapchat from Penny’s mom was a picture of the cats sleeping on the living room couch. The caption said, “Cats are fine, that was weird…”

It certainly was weird… But Penny didn’t have time to dwell on it because she heard her brother come into the apartment and throw his keys.

“Penny! Mike’s waiting for us outside,” Adrian shouted. Mike was their other roommate, one of Adrian’s friends from high school.

“Where are we going?” Penny shouted back as she hurried to get dressed.

“There’s a garage sale a few blocks away,” he said.

“Okay, I’m ready,” Penny stuffed her phone in her pocket and pulled her hair into a quick ponytail as she ran out into the apartment. She followed her brother outside and hopped into Mike’s van, which was waiting outside the building.

“Ready to go?” asked Mike.

“Yep,” said Penny, buckling her seatbelt, not trusting Mike’s driving skills. They drove a few blocks down into the neighborhood with the old houses mixed with the newer houses. It was a pretty normal looking neighborhood, mostly filled with elderly people and college students. There were a few younger families in the newer houses. It looked like this weekend was the sub sale, since there were many garage sales scattered throughout the neighborhood. They drove past the ones that looked like a bunch of junk or the ones with all baby stuff. They stopped at one that looked big and had lots of interesting things out on the driveway.

Penny hopped out of the van and ran to the interesting looking desk sitting out. She opened all the drawers and cupboards before moving onto the vintage Singer sewing machine next to it. The boys went into the garage and looked through the books and movies. Penny joined them but something caught her eye before she got the chance to browse the books. An old fashioned radio with a cassette player in the front was sitting on the electronics table next to a box full of cassette tapes.

“Does this work?” Penny asked the person sitting in a lawn chair just outside the garage.

“Yep, still works,” the woman said. “Just needs new batteries if you plan on using it. I used to carry that thing around back in the eighties.”

“Whoa…how much?” asked Penny, already searching through the tapes.

“You can have it for ten bucks,” she said.

“How about five?”

“Seven.”

“Deal.”

Penny walked away from that garage sale carrying the radio and three tapes; the Best of the Bee Gees, Hall and Oates, and a blank tape without a case, smudged writing on the sticker.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

“Everyone listen up!” Anabel shouted, trying to get her team’s attention. She slammed her hands on the table for good measure. Her four teammates slowly quieted down and looked at her. They were sitting around the meeting table in their underground headquarters. The headquarters was small, but big enough for five bedrooms, two bathrooms, an armory, and a conjoined kitchen and meeting room. The five of them have been working on it since they were kids.

“We have a mission,” Anabel said. “A house in the Chesterfield suburbs has a demon living in their basement. The homeowners don’t know yet, and I’d like to keep it that way. But the problem is, they have cats.”

“Why is that a problem?” asked Jason.

“There are two beings that are most susceptible to being possessed by a demon,” Ava said, folding her hands on the table and glancing at Eli who sat across from her. “Cats and Androids.”

Eli stiffened. He had a feeling he knew what the plan was going to be and he didn’t like it.

“Why is that, do we know?” asked Luke. His glowing blue eyes met Eli’s nervous yellow ones. Luke was born blind but he wore special contacts that allowed him to see. They were almost completely discreet except for the fact that they glowed icy blue. He often wore sunglasses out in public so that the blue glow wouldn’t draw attention, just as Eli wore sunglasses in public to cover his yellow eyes.

“We’re not sure yet, but we believe that it’s because demons can’t possess a human without permission. But androids aren’t in their code of honor, so they’re free real estate according to demons,” said Anabel.

“That’s stupid,” said Jason. “Androids are people too. Just because they don’t have a soul or whatever, no offense Eli, doesn’t mean they shouldn’t have the same rights.”

“If I may,” Eli interrupted. “I believe it is simply because we have easily changeable programming. For instance, I have programs that protect me from viruses and hackers, which could change my programming, but a demon isn’t either of those things. To them, I am basically an empty, semi organic body that is, as Anabel said, free real estate.”

“And why cats?” asked Luke.

Anabel shrugged. “No one knows.”

Jason clapped his hands, making everyone startle. “Welp! I’m ready for whatever happens on this mission. Let’s go capture a demon!”

And that was that.

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Penny, Adrien and Mike were laying on the roof of the van, which was parked next to a corn field. They passed a blunt between them as the last few notes of the Hall and Oates tape played out on the radio, which sat next to Penny on the roof. Penny replaced it with the mysterious tape with the smudged writing.

“Anything could be on here guys,” said Penny as she rewound it and prepared to play it.

“I’m ready for anything,” Mike said, his voice sounding congested and slightly muffled as he held in the smoke. Penny pressed play and took the joint Mike handed her, white smoke curling from his mouth. There was no music that started up. Instead, there was just the sound of distant voices and other movement.

“Alright Dr. Darling, now I have a few questions to ask you,” said the crackling voice of a man over the sound of rustling paper. “You conducted illegal experiments on your assistant involving demon possession, did you not?”

Penny looked at Mike and Adrien with wide eyes. They looked back at her with equally surprised expressions.

“Yes,” said a different man.

“And your assistant is an android, correct?”

“Yes.”

“Are you aware of the trial that took place last year confirming the citizenship and personhood of androids?”

“Yes.”

“So you knew that these experiments were unethical in nature and punishable by law.”

“Yes.”

“Did you create your assistant?”

“Yes, I created Ben.”

“It says in your file that all of your research up until Ben has been about demons. Is it possible that you created your assistant to help you specifically in these types of experiments?”

“Yes, that was my intention.”

“That is nonconsensual and violates many-“

“Detective, sorry to interrupt, but Ben is programmed to not have any emotions. Consent does not matter to him, he is simply programmed to do as I say. What about all the cats I’ve used before Ben? They are not able to consent, so is that considered unethical as well?”

“Yes, doctor, that is exactly what that means. If a person or animal is unable to consent, then it is unethical to conduct experiments on them regardless. Do you understand why you are being detained for the things you’ve done.”

“Yes.”

“And do you admit that your experiments were unethical and unprofessional?”

“Yes.”

The tape ended there and there was nothing but staticy silence.

“What the fuck?” Adrien mumbled.

“You found that at the garage sale?” asked Mike. Penny stared at the sky, still thinking about what she had just heard.

“Uh-huh.”

Just then, Penny thought of the Snapchats she received that morning from her mom. The detective on the tape mentioned Dr. Darling using cats in his experiments. What if her cats were being possessed by a demon? Or a demon was trying to possess them? She sat up with new energy, feeling the need to go back to her parent’s house to check on her cats.

“Mike, take me back to the apartment building. I need to drive home.”

The boys followed Penny off the roof of the car.

“Why?”

“I need to save my cats.”

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“I’m the bait, aren’t I?” asked Eli, cocking his head to the side slightly.

“I mean, we didn’t want to come right out and say it…” Jason said. “We didn’t want you to panic or anything.”

“We didn’t want to hurt your feelings by putting you out there like that,” said Luke.

Ava chuckled and shook her head.

“You both know that I have no feelings to hurt,” Eli said. “I do not mind. I’m willing to be of assistance in any way I can.”

“That’s the spirit!” Jason shouted. The four of them were driving to Chesterfield, preparing to attend a big party at the house they were targeting.

“Let’s go over the plan once more,” said Ava, still giggling. “We are going to attend this party and act like the other party goers. So just act like normal, like you’re regular people attending a party. Eli will hopefully draw the demon out and then we can capture it. The goal is to be discreet and quick. We need to get out of there as fast as possible.”

“Won’t this be kind of unsafe with all those people there?” Luke asked.

“I don’t think we need to worry about that,” said Ava. “Besides, most demons aren’t visible to the human eye, so we’ll just keep an eye on Eli and wait for the signs.”

As they entered the neighborhood, they could see the party from all the way down the block. Cars lined the street on both sides and people streamed into the house they were looking for. The party already looked like it was hoppin’ and it was only seven o’clock. Jason navigated through the street and found a spot to park. Eli and Luke put on their sunglasses before they got out of the car. As they walked to the house, Luke nudged Eli and tapped his sunglasses.

“Twinsies,” he grinned. Eli just started at him. Luke cleared his throat and looked forward. When they entered the house, they saw that the party was mainly going on in the basement. The stairs going down to the basement were converted into a train ride. There was a track that looped around at the top where people piled into the cars and then the conductor, a middle aged man in a stripped conductors outfit, used the controls to make the train slowly go back down the other side of the tracks.

There was a long line of partiers waiting to go downstairs and the four demon hunters got in line. They stood behind three giggling women who wore short dresses and a bunch of leis and beads around their necks. They were clearly drunk. The three women shared a car on the train, the conductor having to help them on. The four hunters got into a car behind them, squeezing in tight, not wanting to get separated by these drunk party goers.

As they disembarked the train at the bottom, Eli tried his hardest to focus and keep his eyes peeled for anything out of the ordinary. The drunk women were still nearby. Eli’s concentration was broken as someone shoved past him and smacked one of the girl’s butts. She shrieked and turned around, her drink spilling on the guy and her friends laughing hysterically. Eli turned away from the scene and tried to find his friends. They had already disappeared into the thick crowd.

As Eli wandered the party looking for his friends, he noticed three things. First, the basement, before it was wrecked by the mess of a rager such as this, was a very nice basement. It was huge and nicely finished. There was an entertainment center and pool table off to one side, a sitting room, a spacious floor, old arcade games lining the back wall and a full bar on the other side.

Second, the people here weren’t particularly drunk and awful. It was simply the fact that there were so many of them and most of them seemed to be inebriated in some way. Not to mention the empty cans and bottles all over the floor and the raggedy streamers hanging over almost everything.

And thirdly, Eli realized that he was becoming paranoid and anxious. He didn’t realize that he was capable of experiencing such things, but the way his hands were shaking and the fact that he jumped every time he saw a flash of red told him otherwise. More than once, he thought he saw someone staring at him through the crowd wearing a red demon mask. But when he looked, they would disappear. It was putting him on edge. So it wasn’t a surprise that he jumped and spun around when he felt a hand on his shoulder.

“Whoa, it’s only me,” said Luke. “You okay?”

“Of course.”

“I’m glad I found you,” said Luke. “I can’t find Jason and Ava.”

“I think this crowd is affecting my ability to focus,” said Eli. He saw Luke glance down at his hands, so he shoved them into his pockets to keep them from shaking.

“Okay, we’re almost done here. We’ll get out of here as soon as possible. Do you want to leave? I’m pretty sure we’d be able to handle ourselves without you,” said Luke, putting a hand on his friend’s shoulder.

“No, I am fine. I don’t see how leaving would make any difference. Let’s find Jason and Ava,” said Eli.

The pair pushed through the crowd trying to locate their friends. They spotted them over by the bar, where they were talking to a shirtless guy who was sloshing his drink all over the place. He wore a lei and sunglasses that were sliding off his face. Eli watched as the guy reached over and touched Ava’s hair. She gently pushed his hand away and shook her head. Luke and Eli approached and Ava’s face lit up.

“There you are! We were so worried about you!” she said.

“Hey! There you are! You two wandered off without us!” said Jason. “Having fun just the two of you I see.”

“Jason, please focus,” said Ava. She smiled at the man who was still leaning on the bar, trying to get closer to her. The man looked at the two newcomers and lit up.

“Hey! Twinsies!” he reached out and touched the lenses of Luke’s sunglasses, making him flinch and recoil. The man’s fingers left a grease streak on the lens.

“I’m sorry for cutting this short but this has been a very unpleasant conversation and we’re leaving now,” said Ava.

The boys followed Ava as she left the bar and walked to the back where the arcade games provided a bright glow.

“Avaaa, first kill of the night, huh?” said Jason. Ava smiled and rolled her eyes.

“Please, that guy was asking for it,” she said. She looked over to Luke and Eli. Luke had taken off his glasses to wipe the lens with his shirt. “Any luck finding anything you two?”

“No luck,” said Luke, putting his shades back on.

“I did see something…” Eli said, pausing to figure out how to say this. “At least, I think I saw something. On many occasions, I thought I saw a man staring at me through the crowd. He was wearing a red demon mask but every time I looked for him, he would disappear. Perhaps I’m having some sort of malfunction.”

“You aren’t,” said Jason, staring at something over his shoulder. Eli turned around to follow his friend’s gaze and saw the man in the mask. He stood ominously still as the throng of partygoers flowed around him. Someone passed in front of him and then he was gone. Further into the crowd, somewhere the four hunters couldn’t see, a scream erupted, followed by more screams and a rush of people.

“Now’s our chance!” said Luke. The four of them pushed through the crowd, which was becoming thicker as everyone ran to the train. The conductor was evacuating people. Four or five people were piling into each car and the little train was having trouble staying on the tracks.

Eli looked away for one second and he lost track of his friends. They must have been swept away by the crowd. Eli had to try his hardest to not be swept away himself as he pushed his way to where the scream came from.

Luke, Ava and Jason found themselves at the top of the stairs, the thick crowd of people pushing them back.

“Eli is still down there!” said Jason.

“Let us back down our friend is down there!” Ava said, trying to get past the conductor. But the man wouldn’t let them pass. He pushed them away and held the controller out of reach.

“No one goes down there! It ain’t safe!” he shouted.

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Penny passed the cars that lined her street and parked in her driveway. The lights were on inside and she could hear quite the commotion. It didn’t sound like a party, it sounded like chaos. She pushed through her front door and immediately searched for her cats. She found them in her parent’s room, hiding from the crowds of people. They looked fine so Penny hugged both of them then went out to find the demon. She figured it would be in the basement. The only problem was that people were pouring out of the basement and there seemed to be a bit of a scuffle at the top of the stairs. Penny pushed her way through and got to the top of the train. The conductor was pushing three people out of the way who seemed to be trying to get back on the train.

“Let me down there! I need to kill the demon that tried to hurt my cats!” she told the conductor.

“No one goes down there!” said the conductor. He shoved Penny back. “Everyone has been evacuated and it’s not safe to go down there.”

“This is my house! Let me down there!” Penny yelled, trying to force her way past him to grab the controller. He shoved her back and she stumbled, falling backwards into the crowd. How dare he put his hands on me, she thought. Whoever caught her when she fell back, pushed her back up. She used that momentum to surge forward and punch the conductor in the face. The crowd Oooh-ed. Penny used the opportunity to snatch the controller from the conductors hand and hop into the train. She drove the train down the tracks and into the basement. The basement was eerily quiet. There was no more music and it was dark save for the flashing party lights and the glow from the arcade games.

Penny dropped the controller into the train car she was in and got out. She heard a scuffle coming from the entertainment center. She ran to where she heard the noise and saw two people. One was a man with pale skin and dark hair. He was on the ground, a pair of broken sunglasses on the ground beside him. Standing over him was another man. This one was tall and wore all black except for the red demon mask covering his face. There was an aura about him that sent chills of panic down Penny’s spine. She ignored it and stepped forward.

“Hey!” she shouted, causing both men to look at her. The man on the ground had yellow eyes, telling Penny that he was an android. The demon only had two black voids where his eyes should have been behind the mask. “Get away from him, it’s me you want!”

“And who are you?” a disembodied voice said. It sounded suspiciously smooth and normal.

“I’m Penny, and you tried to possess my cats,” she said. “No one messes with my cats!”

“Is that so?” the demon stepped over the man on the ground and approached Penny. Penny felt a jolt of uncertainty run through her, but then she thought of her cats and the disturbing Snapchats from that morning. She stood her ground, glaring at the demon, not having a plan in case she was overpowered, which was more likely than not.

The demon walked right up to her and crowded into her space. Penny could faintly see eyes through the holes in the mask but otherwise, there was no sign of him being a human. No breath, no footsteps, he was silent. Penny clenched her fists and decided to do what she had just done with the conductor at the top of the stairs. She punched the demon in the face with all her might.

Penny gasped as she heard her hand crack against the demon’s unmoving face. Pain shot up through her arm. The demon grabbed her shoulders and brought his face closer, tilting his head as if he were going in for a kiss. Penny knew that a kiss from him would mean bad things.

Before he could get any closer, something sounding like glass shattered over his head. His head turned all the way around. Behind the demon stood the android, the broken neck of a wine bottle in his hands. The android dropped the bottle neck and grabbed the demon’s face with both hands. In one swift motion, he pulled the demon off of Penny and flung him across the room. The demon hit the wall across the room and slid down to the ground.

“Are you alright?” the android asked, approaching Penny who was staring wide eyed at the demon who was slowly getting back up.

“Yes. Let’s kill this thing,” Penny growled, quickly getting over her shock.

“Agreed. I am Eli,” he said.

“Penny. How do you kill a demon?” she asked.

“We need to trap it and then banish it,” said Eli. “They are immortal beings, they cannot be killed.”

“Right. Is banishing it a permanent solution?”

“Yes.”

“Let’s do it.”

Penny and Eli stalked around both side of the demon. The demon’s head snapped between the two of them before settling on Eli. He lunged and tackled Eli to the ground. Eli struggled under him and the demon began his descent. Penny took the opportunity to run at the demon and kick it in the face with all her strength. He stumbled back, falling off of Eli. Eli jumped to his feet and grabbed the demon by the collar. He slammed the creature against the wall, leaving a dent.

“Penny, make a circle on the floor!” he said. Penny scrambled to find something to make a circle with. Then she saw the streamers hanging over everything. As she began gathering streamers, the demon kicked Eli square in the chest, making him fly back and crash through the wall into the bathroom. Eli pushed the pieces of ceramic from the destroyed toilet off of him and charged through the hole in the wall. He tried to get a hold on the demon as Penny laid the streamers on the ground in a circle.

“I’m ready!” said Penny.

“Help me get him into the circle!” Eli said, struggling with the demon. Penny ran to the scuffle and kicked the demon in the groin. It didn’t seem to have the effect she was hoping for but he still doubled over, giving the two of them the advantage. But as Eli tried to grapple him, he pushed the android out of the way and grabbed Penny around the neck with both hands, lifting her off the ground.

“Enough is enough! I will not be defeated by a little girl and her bag of gears!” the disembodied voice filled the basement. Penny struggled to gasp for breath and claw at his hands around her neck. Her feet kicked and she could feel her windpipe being crushed. A wire wrapped around the demon’s throat. Eli, who was holding the wire, pulled the demon back, making him stumble into the circle, where Eli yanked the demon to the ground, making him release his hold on Penny. Penny fell to the ground and pushed herself away from the monster.

Before the demon could do anything else, Eli lit a match and flicked it into the circle of streamers. The circle and the demon burst into flames. The demon seemed to sink into the ground, screaming and writhing. But the fire kept going.

“We need to go,” said Eli, pulling Penny to her feet and leading her to the train.

“We need to put that fire out!” said Penny.

“It’s hellfire, water won’t do anything. It will go out on its own, it won’t destroy anything. But we need to leave before it consumes us,” said Eli. The two of them ran to the train and they got into one of the cars. Penny fiddled with the controller but the train wouldn’t move.

“What’s wrong with it?” Penny yelled, feeling the heat from the fire get more intense.

“It’s steam powered. It’s out of water,” said Eli. “It looks like water can just be dumped into the engine up there.”

“The fish tank!” Penny shouted, pointing to the glowing fish tank across the room. “If we can get to it…”

“There are no life forms in there, right?”

“No. We haven’t had fish in there in years.”

Eli took off across the room, running past the flames which seemed to reach for him. He lifted the tank and hurried back to the train, the water sloshing out of the top. He got to the train and Penny tried to help him dump it over the engine. Steam poured out of the train engine and the machinery inside hissed and rumbled to life. Eli jumped into the car with Penny and they rode to the top of the stairs. The crowd of party goers cheered when they saw the train crest the stairs. Penny and Eli hopped out of the train car. Eli was immediately enclosed in a hug from three people at the front of the crowd. They fussed over him as the conductor angrily took the controller from Penny. She let him have it.

“Eli,” she called. Eli and his three friends looked at her. “Thanks for helping me down there. I couldn’t have done it without you.”

“And I would not have survived if you hadn’t stepped in,” said Eli. The woman next to him with dark curls cascading down her back wrote something down on a slip of paper and handed it to Penny. It was a phone number.

“Keep in touch with us, will you?” she said. “My name is Ava. Thank you for helping my friend.”

“Anytime Ava,” said Penny. “I have a feeling you four weren’t here for the party.”

“Call me and I’ll explain everything,” she said.

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Penny wandered down to her basement the next morning, her hand wrapped tightly. The party had dispersed long ago. Everyone left shortly after they defeated the demon. That night, after everyone left, Penny had called Ava and she explained that her and her friends were part of a demon hunting club. They were still learning their trade, but they could use someone as spunky as Penny. She told Ava she would think about it.

The thought of defending cats everywhere appealed to her. She knew she would call back.

Penny passed the burned spot in the carpet and looked past it to see the big hole in the wall and the destroyed bathroom within. She wandered to the bar and kitchenette. There were streamers and empty cans and pizza boxes everywhere. A garbage bag overflowing with paper plates and solo cups sat against the cupboard. Dishes filled the sink.

But most importantly, her cats joined her downstairs, finally feeling safe from the demon that had lived down there. She hugged her cats, knowing that she not only avenged their honor, she also potentially saved their very lives. She then thought of all the other cats who were susceptible to being possessed by demons.

She would definitely call Ava back.

As she continued to ruminate over this, a flash of red flew past behind her…

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The Final Portal

Everyone got out of their cars or whatever they were doing before this and stood at the brink of the final portal. It was huge and swirling with streaks of pink, blue, and green lightning, just like the first portal at the very beginning of this story. They were all about to walk through it.

“Guys, this is it,” said Dean. Cas took his hand and Sam put a hand on his shoulder.

“This is the portal back to real life,” said Paris. I guess the RFs were here. I mean why wouldn’t they be?

“Ready guys?” Ezri asked. Everyone took hands in a line but then a villain came out around from behind the portal. It was……………………..Voldemort! JJ saw this and her stomach dropped. There was only one reason this guy could be here.

“Hey what’s Voldy Moldy doing here?” Harry asked.

“Idk” Kevin shrugged.

“Everyone, we need to run!” JJ shouted in a desperate attempt to save a life.

“Why would we run?” asked Steve, taking Kirk’s hand. “This is the final portal. We’re about to escape the curse!”

“HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!” Voldy said. “You fools!”

Voldy raised his wand and began saying “Aveda Kedavrrrraaaaaa!!!1”

The green death curse slowly left the end of his wand in slow motion. It was headed straight for…..someone in the line! Who could it be? Who was going to die?

“NOOOOO!” JJ screamed. The death curse struck Steve right in the chest. Time sped up again. Steve fell to his knees, his eyes wide.

“STEEEEVEEEE!11!!!!!” Kirk screamed. “No, Steve!”

“Jimmy,” Steve gasped. He fell to the ground, but Kirk caught him and held him in his lap as Kirk knelt on the ground. “Jimmy…”

“I’m here Steve,” Kirk said, a tear falling from his eye and splashing onto Steve’s face. “Steve, I’m here.”

“And this time, Steve dies for real!” Voldy said with a sinister laugh. Then Voldy swirled his robes around him in a superfluous manner and disappeared.

“Jimmy, I…I,” Steve tried to speak.

“Shh, Steve, you don’t have to speak, I already know,” Kirk said, placing a gentle finger to Steve’s lips. Everyone crowded around to see the death scene.

“No, Jimmy, I…I have to tell you something,” Steve rasped.

“What is it baby? Tell me Cherry Pie,” Kirk said with a shaking voice. Tears streamed down his face.

“Jimmy…I…I…I love yhhhhhhh…..” but Steve never got the word “you” out because that word died with his very last breath. With that last breath, Steve closed his eyes and his head fell. Kirk’s tears were shooting out of his eyes like that death curse shot out of Voldy’s wand. Kirk could feel his heart break into a million billion tiny pieces.

“We need to go!” Dean said.

“Dean’s right! The portal will close if we don’t go!” Cas shouted. The lightning from the portal became louder and more obnoxious.

“No! I can’t leave him!” Kirk sobbed.

“Jimmy! Get yourself together! We need to get going!” Kara shouted.

“No…No I can’t…I can’t leave him…” Kirk sobbed. Dean and Sam grabbed Kirk and pulled him to his feet. But Kirk wouldn’t let go of Steve’s body. As Sam and Dean dragged Kirk through the portal, Kirk dragged Steve through the portal. Little did Kirk know, it wouldn’t matter, because on the other side of the portal, no one would remember a thing.

By: Father Parpar

#supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #castiel #destiel #star trek #captain kirk #james kirk #captain kirk x oc #death #portals #au #fanfic #fanfiction #supernatural fanfiction #star trek fanfiction #starstruck eclipse lunar radiant suns of love

The Race (Race AU)

The engine of the red Aztec rumbled, vibrating the road and Dean’s butt through the leather seats of the Impala. The engine of Impala was rumbling too, vibrating Paris’ butt as well. Or it could be their own engines that were vibrating their own butts, but the world may never know for sure. Dean looked over at Paris in her car. Her shiny aviators glinted in the sun, smoke rising in front of her face from the cigarette which dangled from her lips. Her mouth twitched up in a smirk, causing a little bit of ash to fall from the end of the cig. She seemed to feel Dean looking at her, so she turned her head and looked at him from over the top of her sunglasses and winked.

Out on the road, Matt strutted in between the cars and stopped in front of them in the center of the road. He was looking hella fab in his pastel, high-waisted capris, white button down shirt, tucked in, and a bright blue necktie. His hair was swooped over in a fancy bouffant. The two cars revved their engines. Matt pulled the necktie off of his neck with an extravagant flick of the wrist, then raised it high in the air. In the very same second, Matt dropped his hands, throwing his head back, and the two cars sped past him, leaving him in a cloud of road dust. He didn’t move until the smoke cleared.

Dean gripped the steering wheel, his knuckles turning white. Get a grip, he told himself, it’s only the beginning of the race. The red Aztec sped alongside him, Paris looking as if this was just a Sunday drive for her. The engines under the polished hoods were pushed to their limits. Their sound echoed throughout the underpass, making the rumble sound more like thunder.

Little did they know, while they were racing, they were kicking up a sizable cloud of dust. Within the cloud of dust, there was a small storm brewing. A storm that, unbeknownst to the racers and spectators, was creating a portal. A portal to another dimension.

As the two cars made the turnaround and began their trek back, Dean saw something strange flickering in the cloud of dust. There were lights, blue and pink, flashing little bolts of lightning. And he was coming in fast. Too fast. He couldn’t slow down. He was going to run straight into the strange portal, and it looked like Paris was going to follow him in.

Before he could even figure out a coherent plan, the entire Impala was swallowed whole by the portal. The spectators watched in horror as both cars disappeared into thin air.

By: Father Parpar

#supernatural #race #race au #dean winchester #sam winchester #castiel #destiel #fanfiction #fanfic #car #cars #starstruck eclipse lunar radiant suns of love

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Soup Oprea Pt 5 (Soap Opera AU)

9 months down the road.

“Just breathe, you got this. You’re doing so good. Push, push. Oh, I can see his head. One more big push, he’s almost here.”

The Hospital room was filled with cries as Steve pushed out a beautiful baby boy.

“Let me hold him. I wanna hold him,” said Steve.

“One second. We’re just gonna clean him off first,” said the nurse. The nurse gently placed her hand on Steve’s shoulder and walked away. A couple seconds later another nurse came back with the baby. “Here he is. Do you have a name picked out yet?” Steve looked at his little angel, then to Jimmy.

“Let’s name him after you,” Steve said with tears running down his face.

“Are you sure? We can talk about this,” said Jimmy.

“No, I’m sure. I wanna name him after you. His name is James Tiberious Kirk Jr.,” Steve said looking into his lover’s eyes.

“Okay. I’ll go get the birth certificate,” said the nurse. The nurse left the room, leaving the happy couple alone with their baby. Later in the recovery room, everyone showed up. The room was poppin’. Paris, Ashley, and Matt were mixing virgin drinks. Kara and Kaia were mixing some sick beats. Gacé was making sure it wasn’t too poppin’. I mean, there was a baby there after all. Dean, Cas, Sam, and JJ were all dancing and everyone was taking turns holding the little bundle of joy. The doctors came in more than they should have; some came to party, others came to check on the dad and baby. But one kept coming back insisting on a DNA test.

“I just don’t understand why you want me to take a DNA test,” said Jimmy. Jimmy wouldn’t let them anywhere near him or his baby with a cotton swab.

“Sir, it’s not for you. It’s for your husband. I have a feeling that the baby isn’t his,” said the nurse.

“What do you mean it isn’t his? I watched him for 9 months grow, get sick, crave random foods, and watched that baby come out of him. So excuse me for being skeptical of your DNA test!” Jimmy had steam coming out of his ears.

“Jimmy, let’s just do it. What’s the worst that can happen?” asked Steve. Jimmy took a deep breath and finally agreed.

Three hours later, the doctor was back with the results. “So the results came back, and…” The doctor looked over his shoulder to see the couple’s entourage waiting for the news. “Are you sure you don’t want them to leave?”

“No, they’ll know sooner or later. Might as well find out from the doctor,” said Steve. The doctor looked super confused but told them anyway.

“Well, Steve, James isn’t your child,” said the doctor. Steve went from neutral to heart broken in .02 seconds.

“What do you mean? How is that possible?” Steve asked, his voice breaking.

“Well, Jimmy is the father, but someone else is the mother. See, while he was having sex with someone else, other DNA from another partner got attached to his member, and when he had intercourse with you and finished the deed, the egg was fertilized with his sperm and implanted into you, making you the surrogate,” the doctor explained. Steve looked to James then to Jimmy then to Ashley, who was making her way to the door.

“You! It’s yours! I can’t believe this is happening!” Steve started to get up from the bed ready to fight a bitch. Jimmy got in the middle of the two.

“No! Steve! It might not be hers,” said Jimmy.

“What do you mean by that?” Steve looked at him knowing he was lied to months ago.

“She’s not the only one from that night,” said Jimmy.

“What do you mean?” Steve said heart broken. Jimmy looked back at the group who was looking everywhere but the now unhappy couple. “All of them?”

“Not me,” Cas said.

“Or me,” Dean said.

“You know what I did that night,” Sam said, holding JJ’s hand. While they were all claiming their innocence, the rest of them were all starring each other down.

“Well that explains why we all felt weird for the past 9 months,” Ashley said, glaring at Paris, who was glaring at Gacé, who was glaring at Matt, who was glaring at Kara, who was glaring at Kaia.

“Wait a second? You all had sex that night?” Steve asked, perplexed. The doctor looked at his chart, back to the couple, then to the door and walked out.

“I can’t believe this! How could you do that?” Ashley asked.

“Shut up Ashley! You do this all the time, you have no right to be mad,” Paris snarled.

“I thought you two said you weren’t going to do things like that anymore!?” Matt shouted at Kara and Kaia.

“We did, but no one was supposed to find out about this! Right Paris?” Kaia said, lunging at Paris.

“Likewise!” Paris barked back. Gacé got in the way of Kaia.

“Hey, hey, hey. Don’t turn this back on her! You’re just as much in the wrong,” Gacé growled.

“Yeah, defend you and your girlfriend’s wrong-doings. That’s great,” Matt said and started for the door.

“Oh no you don’t,” Ashley and Kara stood in front of the door blocking his way. Then looked at each other with dirty looks.

“Bitch.”

“Slut.”

Out of the argument, an all-out brawl started between everyone. There was slapping, hair pulling, punching, and defenestration. It was insane. It was so insane, the rest of the group decided to join in. Soon, even other patients, doctors and nurses joined in. It was crazy. Out of nowhere, the hospital ceiling flew off and the sky became a dark sparkly blue. The wind picked up and began to swirl. No one seemed to notice this was happening around them, so they just kept fighting. They all started to lift off the ground, but just kept at it like cats and dogs. When they all crossed over the threshold, the sky went back to a light blue and they were all transported out of this universe, casting it back to its normal state.

By: Professor Ashlex

#supernatural #soap opera #soap opera au #dean winchester #Sam Winchester #castiel #cas #destiel #fanfic #fanfiction #au #gay #club #bar #dance #captain kirk #james kirk #oc #starstruck eclipse lunar radiant suns of love

Soup Oprea Pt 4 (Soap Opera AU)

Two weeks later

“Man, the last couple weeks have been crazy. It’s the best we’ve ever done really,” Paris said, counting the drawer money over and over again.

“I know. We might need to expand if it keeps up like this. The people next door are moving out at the end of the month. I’ll see about putting a down payment on the space,” Ashley said, flipping through paper work. “Do you guys feel weird? I’ve been feeling weird lately.” Paris and Matt looked at Ashley knowing what she was talking about.

“Yeah, I know what you mean. It’s like a pit in your stomach?” Paris said holding her hand over her lower abdomen.

“Yeah! Or like anxiety,” Matt said popping another Xanax. The other two looked at each other with a somewhat worried expression. Ding! All their phones went off at the same time.

Hey guys! I know it’s been a while and we only just caught up a couple weeks ago, but Jimmy and I are having a party and we would love it if you could join us. It’s June 5th and 4 o’clock. Hope you can make it XOXO

“Hmmm, sounds like fun. We could all use a night off from the bar. Let’s do it,” Ashley said walking out the door. “I’ll see you guys later. I gotta go see the magician.” She rolled her eyes and walked out the door. Ashley walked down the block and entered into a little deli. “Hey Kara. Can I get a cup of coffee and a chocolate muffin to go please?”

“No, but I can get you an actual breakfast and you can take your time to eat it like a normal person,” said Kara. Ashley looked at her watch and then at the clip board reminding her she had to go check out a magician.

“You know what? That sounds great. I really don’t want to go scout a magician, no matter how much people are raving about him. I’ll have the special please. Eggs over medium, wheat toast, bacon and pancakes instead of hashbrowns.”

“You got it,” Kara said with a wink. “I need two leaky sunrises, squealers, and silver dollars pronto! Oh, and wheat toast.”

Ashley just stared in complete confusion but then just went back to drinking her coffee.

“So why is there a hole in your wall?”

“Oh, Gacé threw a guy out of it a couple weeks ago,” Kara said, counting her tips for the morning.

“Nice. Listen. Have you and Kaia been feeling strange lately?” Ashley said taking a sip of coffee.

“Yeah. That’s actually why Kaia isn’t here today. She’s been getting sick lately. I told her I’d cover her tables and that she should stay home. Actually, I’ve been feeling weird since those dancers danced at the lounge.” Kara said leaning over the counter.

“Same. Hey, are you going to Steve’s party? Should be a hoot,” said Ashley.

“Oh yeah! Should be fun,” said Kara. Kara handed Ashley her food and the two talked the rest of the morning away.

June 5th 3:30pm

“I can’t believe you invited her! How could you be so inconsiderate. Ezri is going to be there!” said Dean.

“Hey, I really like this girl, and if I know Ezri, she’ll be happy for me. We’ve been friends since forever. This isn’t going to change anything,” said Sam. Dean looked at Sam as if an alien had taken over his body.

“Cas, will you please talk some sense into him!” Dean said.

“I don’t really think this is any of our business Dean. As much as I don’t agree with it, there’s nothing we can do,” Cas said, looking at Dean, and then back to Sam. Knock, knock, knock.

“Good, JJ’s here. Let’s go,” Sam rushed to the door to greet his new girl. Dean and Cas followed behind knowing that this wasn’t going to end well.

June 5th 4:00 pm

The party was pumping at the Kirk/Proudfoot residence. Well not pumping but it was going. Everyone sat around eating finger foods, and sipping tea. Everyone was having a good time, getting to know each other or catching up. Ezri sat as far away from Sam and JJ as humanly possible. She sat still, except her leg which was shaking uncontrollably. Dean and Cas tried their hardest to distract her from what was happening across the room. Tink, tink, tink.

Everyone looked up to see Steve and Jimmy standing in front ready to make a toast.

“Thank you, to all of you for being here. This is a very special day for us. As some of you may know we had just gone through some tough stuff, but we decided to put all that behind us when we found out some very special news,” Jimmy said looking at Steve smiling from ear to ear. “Sweetie, why don’t you tell them? It’s your news.”

Steve grabbed Jimmy’s hand lovingly.

“Well what we gathered you all here for is to tell you…” Steve took a deep breath and giggled. “WE’RE PREGNANT!” Everyone sat in shock for a moment before gleefully cheering for the happy couple.

“No way! That’s great news!” Dean said hugging the happy couple.

“This is amazing!” Kaia said jumping up to be next in line.

“This calls for some sparkling cider,” Gacé said opening up the bottles on the counter. The party continued to go until the wee hours of the morning. There was too much joy to go to sleep. Well, all but Ezri, who excused herself early. She walked down the stairs to the street where Tom was waiting for her to take her home. They pulled up to the mansion and Tom got out of the car to open Ezri’s door.

“Miss,” He gestured for her to get out. She wiped her eyes one last time before taking the outstretched hand.

“I think I’m going to see my father before heading up to bed,” Ezri said.

“That won’t be possible. Your father is in a meeting,” Tom said, trying to lead her to her room.

“I’ll just pop my head in to say good night then,” Ezri then thought about what time it was. “Who is he in a meeting with?”

Tom avoided her eyes and said, “He’s just in a meeting.”

Ezri was not convinced. She ran around Tom straight to her father’s study, tearing through the door. Her eyes laid upon the last person she wanted to see.

“You?” Ezri felt all of the emotions she had felt the last couple days all rise back up. “What the hell is she doing here!? After what she did to me! How could you?!” Ezri lunged forward, planning to attack her, but was stopped by Tom.

“Ezri, you don’t understand. Her family is very powerful and to have them as allies is what I’ve been striving for,” said Saruman. JJ and Saruman looked at each other laughing.

“How did you get through that with a straight face?” JJ said, reaching for a tissue to wipe her eyes.

“What is this? What are you two talking about? Some one explain this to me now!” Ezri said. Ezri looked back and forth between the two of them waiting for answer. JJ gestured to Saruman to explain what was happening.

“Well, for starters, you’re not my daughter. We aren’t related in any way. I’m the monster who put you and your friends into all these alternate universes. This isn’t even real, this is all something I made up to punish your friends for stopping me. I’ve been working with JJ for some time now to get your boyfriend to fall for her. And now that you know, I’m going to have to get rid of you,” Saruman explained. He lifted the head of a little stone lion on his desk to reveal a button.

“What are you going to do? Kill me?” Ezri said, bracing herself for death.

“Oh no, much worse. I’m going to send you to the next universe, all alone until everyone else can figure out they aren’t supposed to be here,” Saruman said. He put his finger on the button, looked Ezri dead in the eyes and pressed the button. “Have fun.”

The door behind Ezri burst open with a cold wind. The door turned into a purple and black squiggly mess pulling Ezri into it. She tried everything to stop herself from going in but to no avail.

“I will find you in this next life, and I will kill you!” Ezri shouted. And with those words, Ezri was gone. JJ and Saruman laughed and held up a glass for a toast.

By: Professor Ashlex

#supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #castiel #destiel #cas #fanfiction #fanfic #oc #star trek #captain kirk #james kirk #can you believe were still doing this #soap opera #soap opera au #starstruck eclipse lunar radiant suns of love

Soup Oprea Pt 3 (Soap Opera AU)

The band members all hooted and hollered out the windows making sure everyone around could see them. Dean opened up the sun roof and poked his head out, Sam was riffling through the mini fridge and popping open a bottle of champagne and pouring some for Ezri and himself. Ezri leaned in to Sam grabbing the side of his face and kissing his cheek. Jimmy and Steve were flipping through the radio stations until they heard *All I do is win by DJ KHALED.

“OOOOOOOOOH! All I do is win, win, win No matter what! Got money on my mind I can never get enough. And every time I step into the building everybody hands go up… And they stay there, And they stay there, and they stay there. Up down up down up!” They all shouted the song at the top of their lungs like it was their anthem. Dean was still hanging out the sunroof with Cas in front of him like Jack and Rose from Titanic. They made every minute in that limo count. They weren’t going to let this moment slip away. The limo pulled up to the club with a big crowd outside waiting to get in. They all stopped and stared waiting to see who would climb out. Everyone in the limo went silent, with excitement and nerves.

“Okay everyone. This is it,” Dean said breathing heavy.

“Wait!” Sam pulled Dean's hand away from the handle.

“What?”

“Let’s slow down. We should take this moment in. Who knows what’s going to happen. We need this moment to keep us grounded, to keep us humble. We need it for when we feel low, or when we feel like nothing is going right or fast enough.” The group looked at each other knowing he was right. “I love you guys, and no matter how big we get or if we fail, I’ll always love you guys.”

“But we’re not even playing tonight. How is this the beginning?” Dean said going to leave the limo.

“Look outside,” Ezri said pointing to the wall. The group looked out seeing a big poster with their faces on it. Cheesy inspirational soap opera music began to play. They stared out the window, gazing at the beauty in front of them.

“I think this calls for a group huddle,” Dean said pulling everyone close.

“We’ll meet you guys in there and give you a minute,” Jimmy said, grabbing Steve’s hand and scooting out the door.

“What are you talking about? You’re part of this too,” Cas said, pulling Steve back.

“No, Jimmy’s right. You guys need this moment,” Steve said getting out of Cas’ grip. “We’ll save you a seat.” Steve looked back at them with a big smile, knowing that this was just the beginning. The two walked up to the bouncer. He was tall and buff, much like the tall, buff man we ran into earlier. He stood there with his big arms crossed over his barreling chest. His black shirt was pressed tightly to his pecks, and the sleeves were cutting into his bicep. Steve looked at the little name tag and saw it read ‘Gacé’.

“Names?” Gacé said. Steve jolted and took a step behind Jimmy, who was puffing his own chest out trying to intimidate Gacé.

“I’m Jimmy Kirk, and this is Steve Proudfoot. We’re with ‘Supernatural Adrenaline’,” Jimmy said trying not to let the nervousness in his voice through. The bouncer looked them up and down and grabbed his clipboard flipping through the pages. Gacé occasionally kept glancing back to Steve as if he knew him, but couldn’t place him. Steve did the same. Jimmy caught onto the glances and wrapped his arm around Steve’s waist pulling him in close.

“Did you find us yet?” Jimmy said in a stern, overprotective voice. Gacé looked down at Jimmy, knowing damn well he could take him. He chuckled and put his hand on the red velvet rope.

“Yeah, yeah. I found your names. Have fun guys,” said Gacé. Jimmy pushed Steve past Gacé who was still staring at Steve, when finally a light bulb went off. “Wait? Steve? I knew you looked familiar! How have you been!?” Gacé pulled Steve back out shaking his hand. Steve looked back extremely confused before having his own light bulb moment.

“No way! It’s been too long! I’ve been great! This is Jimmy by the way. Jimmy this is Gacé. We went to highschool together,” Steve explained.

“Yeah. And don’t forget, we were on the best dance team in the world,” Gacé said as he playfully punched Steve on the arm and turned to look at Jimmy. “This guy can really bust a move. Hey. Everyone is inside. Make sure you say hi to them.” Steve looked confused again and then had another light bulb moment.

“The whole gang is in there?” Steve’s eyes lit up. “I haven’t seen them in years. Will you be in later?”

“Oh yeah. I’m just waiting for the other bouncer to show. He called saying he’d be a little late. Go in, I’ll come find you guys later.” Gacé patted Jimmy on the back as he walked past and went back to being a scary buffshell.

The camera follows the boys in, where they stop in the door way and the camera pans up to a big windowless space, lit with blue lights and different color laser lights dancing around the club. Beautiful people were lounging on over stuffed black leather sofas and chairs. Scantily clad waitresses were carrying trays of brightly colored drinks to the thirsty patrons. Aerialists were doing their tricks above the crowd, as lights flashed and music banged. Across the room, Paris, Ashley, and Matt were behind the bar making drinks, and doing what they do best, bossing people around.

“Hey guys! How’s it going?” Kara bounced up on a bar stool with Kaia closely behind her.

“Hey! You made it! You guys want the usual?” Ashley said already mixing a cocktail together. She shook the silver shaker right, then left, one handed then tossed it around her back to Paris who caught without looking. She did her magic, making the tumbler turn from silver to gold, then tossed it under her leg to Matt. He did a back flip over the tumbler and caught it while his back was to the ceiling, and continued doing handless backflips until he was at the end of the bar. He pulled out a couple glasses and poured the drinks like salt bae, and slid them down the bar where they stopped abruptly in front of Kaia and Kara.

“You guys still got it,” Kaia said picking up her drink and sipping.

“Alright. You guys ready?” Ashley asked polishing a glass with a towel.

“But Gacé isn’t here yet,” Matt said frantically looking around.

“Here I am! Travis just showed up for his shift. Let’s do this,” said Gacé. The six of them looked around at each other and nodded. Out of nowhere, six spot lights came down on them, the music changed to *Ain’t your mamma by Jlo. Paris, Ashley, Kara, and Kaia were all dressed in sparkly corsets and a choli top over their shoulders, and black pants. Matt and Gacé wore white button downs with a sequined black vest, and black pants. They broke out into an incredible dance. They were all in sync, not missing one step. They were like a fleet of dancing machines sent to earth to spread the beauty of dance to the world. And they did. They did flips and tricks, spins and leaps! They finished with a bang, literally. The dance floor was broken, fire was surrounding them. Smoke cleared to reveal the gang silhouetted by the fire. The only movement was the crowd standing to their feet, and cheering. They hooted and hollered until their voices were hoarse. The gang finally broke formation, smiling and waving at the crowd. Ashley took the mic and turned it on to make an announcement as the cleanup crew scrambled to fix the stage before the next act came on.

“How’s everyone doing tonight?!” The crowed went back to cheering, as they always do when the owners of the Cocktail Lounge perform. “That’s what I like to hear! Now settle down everyone, I have a couple things to say. As you can see, we are decorated for Arabian night. The amazing dancers at Rhythm Fusion Dance Company are here tonight to wow and amaze us with their tantalizing belly dance. So be sure to give them just as much applause as you gave us tonight. In a couple days, we will have a rising star on this stage, so don’t miss that. And as always, thank you for choosing The Cocktail Lounge for your night. Now everyone, enjoy your night, order drinks, and don’t forget to tip your waitress!” Ashley dropped the mic and the spot light went off. The crowd was silent for a moment before going back to its normal banging music and bustle.

Jimmy and Steve were sitting at a little circular table with three little black couches around it. Steve caught the rest of the band walking in and began to zealously wave his arms in the air.

“Hey guys, over here!” Steve shouted. He was standing at this point, pointing at the empty couches making sure they saw him in the sea of people.

“This place is really nice. Can you believe we actually get to play here?!” Dean said as giddy as a school boy on Christmas.

“I know. And it’s all thanks to this girl,” Sam said pulling Ezri down on a couch next to him and kissing her on the forehead. Ezri lit up.

“I told you. It was all my dad’s doing. I had nothing to do with this,” Ezri said. She picked up a drink menu and began to scan through it.

“No girl. You talked us up to someone who could get us here. So by that logic, you got us here. Drinks are on us tonight,” Cas said pulling out his credit card.

“Actually, all your drinks are on the house tonight. Talent always drinks for free,” Paris said pushing his hand back down toward his wallet. “My name is Paris, I’m the owner of The Cocktail Lounge.”

The band looked up at her as if she were an angel. No one knew what to say, they just gawked at her in awkward silence. Dean finally shook out if it and stood up.

“Thank you so much for letting us play. Your lounge is amazing, it’s always been a dream of ours to play here. We just can’t believe it’s finally happening,” Dean said shaking Paris’ hand.

“We’ll Ashley does a great job finding talent to perform here, and if you’re as good as she says you are then we’ll have a good night. Kara, our best waitress and other owner, is gonna take care of you. Enjoy your night,” said Paris as she walked away.

“So, what can I get you guys?” Kara said taking their orders.

Dean, Sam, Cas, Ezri, Jimmy, and Steve all danced and partied the night away. They had so many people come up to them and congratulate them on their success, and buying them shots and drinks. They were completely ready for the life ahead of them. They were singing to the songs playing and dancing like there was no tomorrow, when someone came up to their group handing only Sam a drink.

“Here hot stuff. Drink this before the next group comes on,” said the girl. Sam took the drink and before he could look the girl in the eye to say thank you, she was gone. He looked all over to see if he could try to pinpoint them, but was not successful. He shrugged and downed the drink, not thinking anything of it.

Steve and Jimmy were dancing alone in a corner, intertwined with each other, eyes locked and passions growing. “I need some water!” Steve shouted into Jimmy’s ear.

“Okay, be careful,” Jimmy said nibbling on Steve’s ear and smacking him on the butt as he walked away. Steve skipped a little with a big smile on his face.

“One water please,” Steve said jumping up on a bar stool. He could feel someone staring at him from the stool next to him. He glanced out of the corner of his eye to make sure. The two made eye contact and Steve quickly turned away.

“Steven?” The man asked in a thick southern drawl. “Steven Proudfoot? It’s me, Billy! Billy Ray Cyrus.” Steve turned back around at the familiar voice, his eyes lighting up meeting a second old friend for the night.

“No way! Oh my gosh! I can’t believe this. What has it been? 2, 3, maybe 4 years? How have you been?” Steve said giving Billy a hug.

“Oh, I’m better now that I ran into you. My heart has been so achy breaky after my man left. I’m writing a song about it. How about you come into the back room with me where it’s quiet and I’ll play it for you.” Billy was leaning in closer and closer, running his hand up and down Steve’s leg slowly getting closer and closer to his crotch. Steve was one too many drinks in to compute quickly, and just when he went to say something, Billy had pressed his lips to Steve’s. Just steps away was Jimmy, watching the whole time. Tears brimming in his eyes, he walked out into the street, freshly wet with rain.

Steve pushed Billy away from him and slapped him across the face. “No, Billy! I’m with Jimmy! I’m not jeopardizing what I have with him again, and not with you. Just stay away from me you horny hick!” Steve got up from the bar, grabbed a drink from a tray passing by, and threw it in Billy’s face. He ran away, back to the group he came with. “Hey, have you guys seen Jimmy? I can’t seem to find him.” Everyone looked at him thinking about the last place they saw him.

“I think I saw him run outside. He looked a little upset. Did you two have a fight?” Cas asked as Dean sucked on his neck. Steve’s eyes widened, his heart began to pound, and his stomach felt like it was going to fall out his butt. “Steve? You okay?” Cas pushed Dean off going to offer some support to his friend. Steve’s eyes filled with tears and he ran for the door. He had to find Jimmy so he could explain what happened, before it was too late. Just as the doors closed behind him he saw Jimmy in a tight embrace with Ashley. Steve backed up in disbelief, and ran home as the rain poured down.

Back inside the club, Dean, Sam, Ezri, and Cas all sat down confused over what had just happened. But before they could get to into it, the lights in the house went out. Smoke began to fill the stage, and the only sound you could hear, was a pair of Zils. Ting, ting, ting……. Ting, ting, ting. There was a drum roll and then a girl yipping. The crowd’s eyes were glued to the stage wondering what was going to happen. The stage lights flashed on, and on it were dancers dressed in beautiful costumes. The zils were being played by the front woman. She had vibrant red hair and piercing green eyes. Her makeup was on fleek just like her dance moves. The music picked up and the group danced furiously, making all the men, and some of the women, go crazy. They were incredible, everything was spot on, not a single thing out of place. They danced and danced making the patrons feel like they were in another land. Sam watched in awe, fixated on the one in the front. He couldn’t take his eyes of her, she was mesmerizing. Finally, the dancing stopped. The crowd hooted and hollered as the dancers took their bows. The front one went last, bending deep and coming back up to lock eyes with Sam.

Ashley came back up to the stage, a little later than usual to thank the performers, fixing her dress and looking slightly guilty. “How about another round of applause for Rhythm Fusion!” She waited for the applause to die down. “Thank you so much for being here tonight. You really do make our theme nights something special.” Ashley smiled at the dance group and got off the stage, heading back to the bar.

“Where did you sneak off to?” Kaia asked. She was cleaning glasses off the bar giving Ashley a knowing look.

“What do you mean? I was doing paper work in the office,” Ashley said avoiding Kaia’s eyes and wiping down the bar.

“I don’t think so,” Kaia chuckled. “Right when you went on the stage, I saw Paris go in there with Gacé and one of the guys that came with the band. The one with Steve I think,” Kaia gave her another knowing glance. “So? Where were you?”

Ashley put the rag back into the water bucket, took a deep breath, and looked back at Kaia.

“Okay, don’t judge me,” She took another deep breath. “The alley behind the bar.”

Kaia looked at Ashley with a long blank stare. “HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Out of all the places you could have done that and you choose the alley?! Oh my gosh! Okay, okay. Hooooo.” Kaia was bent over with laughter out of breath.

“Hey, I told you not to judge me,” Ashley said laughing with Kaia and flicking the wet rag at her.

“I know, I know. I’m sorry. That’s just the craziest thing I’ve ever heard,” Kaia picked up a tub of dishes and took it to the kitchen, laughing the whole way.

Out on the floor people were dancing, and talking, and drinking. The walls were shaking with the beat of the music, the ceiling was showering the crowd with confetti, the speakers were sending beats into the air. It was a magical experience, for some more so than others. Sam still couldn’t focus on anything other than that one amazing dancer. He scanned the crowed for her in hopes he would find her. Every time he thought he came close, the girl would turn around only to disappoint him.

“Hey. I’m gonna run to the bathroom. Watch my stuff,” said Ezri.

“Okay, sweetie,” said Sam. He watched as Ezri hurried off to the bathroom and then went back to his search.

“Hey, hot stuff. What did you think of the show?”

Sam turned around to see the dancer in front of him.

“It’s you. I can’t believe it. Oh my gosh, I can’t believe you’re even talking to me,” Sam said scratching the back of his head. The girl walked up to Sam, closing the gap between them.

“Well of course I would talk to you. You’re so hot,” she said. The girl put her hand around Sam’s waist sliding down to his rear. “I’m JJ by the way,” she said, giving him a firm squeeze. Sam felt so happy but guilty at the same time. He still knew he had an amazing girl that he didn’t ever want to hurt, but he couldn’t break whatever this spell was.

“I’m Sam. Were you the one who gave me that drink?” he asked, trying to back away.

“Yeah. Did you like it? It’s my own invention. Makes people fall in love,” JJ said, following Sam as he backed up. Sam found himself stumbling on a couch and plopping down. JJ started to climb on top of him, breathing lightly on his neck and then whispered in his ear something he couldn’t quite understand.

“Ahem.”

Sam looked over JJ’s shoulder to see Ezri, looking down on them in confusion and anger. “What is all this?”

“Oh. I am so sorry. I was dancing and I tripped. He was just on the unfortunate end of catching me,” JJ said. JJ got up, brushed herself off and hurried away. Ezri glared at JJ as she walked away, then looked back at Sam letting him know they were going to argue when they got home.

Back at the bar, the staff was falling behind.

“I need three Margaritas, two seven and sevens, six blue moons and a Cherry Pie!” Paris yelled out. “Where the hell is Matt!? He was supposed to be back from his break 10 minutes ago.”

“I’ll go look for him,” Ashley said just wanting to get away from the insanity. She looked everywhere with no luck. Just when she was about to give up she saw him coming in from the back door buttoning his shirt.

“Where have you be-“ Ashley stopped talking when she saw Jimmy following in only seconds later. “Oh, I see.”

“Shut up Ashley. You did the same thing!” Matt said raising his eyebrow. Ashley didn’t argue, and they went back to the bar in silence.

“There you are. It’s about damn time! Get the next drink order ready. I need to go find my other help. I swear, if I didn’t love you guys so much I would kick you all off the fucking payroll and run this place myself.” Paris said as she threw her hands in the air and disappeared around the corner. She leaned against the wall pulling out a cigarette and lighting it. She took a long drag and held it in for a minute before letting it out. The music went quiet for a minute as Ashley made a drink special announcement. During the silence Paris could hear some clattering in the mop cupboard. She flicked her cigarette and put her hand on the door knob. She opened the door slightly and peeked in to see Jimmy, with Kara and Kaia. Paris quickly shut the door and rushed back to the bar with her cigarette still in between her fingers.

The sun rose the next morning, clearing the fog from the streets and the dew off the grass. Jimmy was stumbling through the door of his apartment building and up the stairs. He made it to his door and pushed the key in. The door opened and he crashed in, knocking over a lamp and shattering the glass lamp shade.

“Really? That’s how you’re going to show up after what you did last night?” Steve was drinking his morning coffee looking out the big floor-to-ceiling windows overlooking the city. Jimmy slumped onto the counter holding his face in his hands looking for the right words to say.

“Jimmy, what I did was a mistake, and you didn’t give me any time to explain. Billy came onto me. I was too drunk to think clearly enough to stop him right away, but the whole time I knew it was wrong. What you did to me was out of spite, and anger. I can’t believe you would do that to me. And with her!? Why her?” Steve turned back around hiding his tears. These words only made him feel worse, because he knew Steve only knew about the one, not the other five he had been with that night. He walked over to the fridge, and poured himself some water.

“Steve, I know what I did last night was wrong. And I know I should have talked to you first, but when I saw that it was him it just brought back all those old feelings from years ago. I couldn’t handle it, and that’s why I did what I did. It doesn’t excuse what I did but you need to know why I did it. And I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry. Please tell me what I can do to make this up to you.” Jimmy placed his drink down and walked over to Steve. “Please, I’ll do anything.” Jimmy fell to his knees and hugged Steve’s legs. Steve looked down, tears streaming down his face. He knew Jimmy was sorry, but he couldn’t let him off that easy. Steve needed Jimmy to know that what he did hurt him.

“I just need to be left alone right now,” Steve said. Steve wiggled loose from Jimmy’s grasp, went back to their room and slammed the door. Jimmy stayed on his knees crying, knowing damn well he hurt the one person he loves most.

“Ezri! Will you listen to me? I don’t know that woman, and I don’t want her. I only want you!” Sam said trying to stop Ezri from packing her things.

“Oh yeah? Then why did I find you two together in the coat room? Explain that, asshole!” Ezri was frantically throwing clothes, shoes, and her other belongings into luggage.

“Ezri! It didn’t mean anything! I honestly don’t even know what you’re talking about! Ezri, stop! Please!” Sam grabbed her arms making her stop momentarily. “I love you. You know I wouldn’t do anything to hurt you. Please?” Ezri wiped the tears off her face trying to muster up something to say.

“Miss? Are you ready?” Tom, Saruman’s driver, poked his head into the room.

“Yes. I am.” Ezri grabbed her bags and stormed out the door. Sam chased after her trying to reason with her but ended up getting a door slammed in his face. He grabbed the door frame and slowly fell to the ground. Cas and Dean sat silently at the kitchen table, awkwardly staring at each other.

“Do you want anything, Sam?” Cas asked. Cas looked over at Dean who had about the same expression as Ezri did when she first caught JJ and Sam all over each other.

“I can’t believe you would do that man! She was a nice girl and you just disrespected her in the most awful way. I can’t even look at you right now,” Dean stood up so fast his chair fell back, and he stormed out of the apartment. Cas sat there for a few seconds before getting up to put the chair back. He turned around to his bedroom but before closing the door turned around and said, “You know I don’t agree with what you did, but I do know you were under the influence of something strong and dangerous. But that isn’t an excuse to do something stupid.” And that was that, Cas didn’t say another word. Sam sat there in a haze of emotion knowing that in that moment, he lost everything he had.

By: Professor Ashlex

Soup Oprea Pt 2 (Soap Opera AU)

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The sultry woman’s voice comes back on the T.V. and says, “And now back to ‘How can it be’”…

The scene changes to a man with a white beard and a black suit, riding in the back of a town car. “Turn right up here.” The car turned on command down a dark alley. The car drove down it for some time until it came to an opening. It was a courtyard filled with fake trees and shrubs, decorated with bright white Christmas lights. The car stopped in the middle of the courtyard before being lowered into the ground on some kind of lift. The elevator went down about 4 stories before coming to a stop. The driver got out of the car and opened the passenger side door. “Thank you, Tom. That will be all for today. Take the rest of the night off,” said the man in the suit to his driver.

“Yes sir. Thank you.”

The well-dressed man waited for Tom to be out of sight before opening a secret door located behind a portrait of Queen Latifa. He quickly climbed through, making a B-line for the liquor at the private bar. He poured himself a Brandy and slowly took a sip. “Would you like something, Dear?” he asked.

“Yes, please,” A woman said, coming into view. She pulled her hood down to reveal that she was… JJ! “I don’t have much time. I have places to be and a deal to get back to. What have you got for me?” JJ asked, taking the glass offered to her.

“My daughter has called to tell me that her boyfriend’s band will be playing at the club you’ll be at tonight. And to make matters better, they will be there tonight to check the place out,” said the man. JJ couldn’t help but smile at the news.

“Perfect. Anything else that could help?” asked JJ.

“Not at the moment, but I’ll keep you posted,” the man sat forward holding his glass out to JJ.

“Thank you Saruman. You have been most helpful,” JJ said leaning in and tapping the outstretched glass.

The camera pans down into blackness and back to Steve getting ready in a white bathroom. He’s looking into a full length mirror turning in every direction, patting down his nicest pair of plaid pajama pants. Jimmy walks in on him and leans against the door way, admiring the incredible looking man he loves.

“You look beautiful,” said Jimmy. Steve looked back at Jimmy looking happy with a hint of disgust.

“No I don’t. I look gross. Just go without me tonight. I don’t want to be seen like this,” Steve rushed past Jimmy almost knocking over the fake ficus tree covered in white lights. Jimmy grabbed Steve’s arm and pulled him into a big hug. “You’re not staying here all night by yourself. You look amazing, you always do. And you look fantastic in these pants.” Jimmy leaned in and nibbled on Steve’s bottom lip, making his face turn red.

“Oh stop. You have to say that. You’re my boyfriend,” Steve said getting out of Jimmy’s grasp.

“I do not have to say that. I say it because I mean it! Now come on. The guys are excited, they want to celebrate with us tonight,” Jimmy looked deep into Steve’s eyes with big puppy dog eyes until Steve finally gave in.

“Fine, I’ll go, but I won’t have a good time!” Steve said. Jimmy gave Steve a kiss.

“Great. Now let’s go! I don’t wanna miss anything,” said Jimmy. Together they ran out the door and scurried down the street.

The camera follows them until the Cocktail Lounge comes into view.

“Do you think it looks okay? I feel like it’s missing something,” Paris said. She was frantically pacing the entire length of the club moving, things two inches to the left only to come back a minute later to move it back.

“I think it could use more weirdly lit trees,” Ashley said hella sarcastically, pouring two glasses of wine. “Would you just sit down and rest for a minute. Here drink this.” Ashley stopped Paris in her tracks making her sit and drink. “The club is going to be open in an hour. Everything is going to be fine. The sound check was great, there weren’t any unsightly wardrobe malfunctions, and the members of Supernatural Adrenalin are going to be here tonight. It’s going to be a great night, okay?” Paris wasn’t so sure. “Come on, girl. It’s gonna be great.” She said with a big smile. Paris took a deep breath and smiled.

“I guess you’re right. Can’t really do anything about it now anyway. Cheers,” Paris said as she held up her glass to Ashley who returned the gesture. The camera zooms in on the two glasses filled with the red wine. The shot switches to six plastic champagne flutes filled with a light amber liquid.

“To one hell of a night!” Dean shouted as everyone clanked glasses.

“I can’t believe your time has finally come. You guys must be so excited,” Steve said taking a sip of his drink.

“You have no idea Steve. This is all Dean has been talking about since we formed the band in high school. And what do you know, it’s finally here,” Cas said. He came up to Dean and put his arm around his waist, pulling him close.

“It wouldn’t have been remotely possible if it wasn’t for this amazingly beautiful girl,” said Sam. Ezri looked over at Sam turning a light shade of pink.

“Oh stop. I just happened to be talking to my dad about you guys and he said he had a connection at the club, that’s it. I’m not that amazing,” Ezri said bashfully.

“Oh please, you are to amazing,” Jimmy said giving her a wink.

“We should hurry if we want to make it before the performance,” Dean said polishing off the rest of his glass. The rest of them followed his lead and put their coats on. They all filed out the door, Ezri being last to turning out the lights on the fake ficus tree and closing the door. They walked down to the street to find a limo sitting out front.

“Who is this for?” Sam asked silently hoping it was for them.

“It’s for the super stars,” someone said. They all looked to see Saruman rolling down the window of the limo. Ezri’s eyes lit up when she saw her father.

“Are you serious!?” Dean couldn’t contain his excitement. He ran right up to the door, knocking the door man out of the way, and jumping right over Saruman. “Thank you so much, sir. This is so amazing!”

“Well, you guys are going to have to start getting used to this. And this is a special night for everyone. So why not?” Saruman said smiling at the group as he got out of the limo. “Now get on in here! Go out and have a great time, you crazy kids.”

Ezri was smiling from ear to ear. She ran up to her dad, giving him a big hug and a kiss on the cheek. “Thank you dad! You’re the best,” she said. Saruman smiled down at his little girl and watched them pile into the limo. As the limo drove away he waved, but his happy excited face turned into one of pure evil as he knew what was to come.

By: Professor Ashlex

Soup Oprea (Soap Opera AU)

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*Cheesy soap opera music. A red scarf effect dances across the screen and a sensual lady’s voice captures your ears “And now back to ‘Just the way it is.’

“How could you say that?! He was a good man, better then you’ll ever be!” Said a lady, who is dressed just a little too fancy for the afternoon, who has obviously been crying as her mascara is running down her face.

“Listen Janice, it had to be done! He was trying to sabotage me. Trying to sabotage us and everything this family has done and will continue to do!” Janice sat silently sobbing. The man sitting across from her stood up and walked around the desk to comfort her. “Janice, I know you loved him, but it had to be done.” Janice pushed the man away and stormed out. “You don’t understand Daddy!” The door slams and the credits roll.

“And now, ‘How can it be?’” The sultry woman’s voice came back and the same scarf effect danced across the screen again, but this time in white.

The sun shined into an open bedroom window, with white curtains lightly swaying in the breeze. The camera pans across the bedroom over the golden four poster bed, dressed in white draping’s slightly opening with the breeze. The camera finds a small opening and sets its sights on a sleeping man, looking as though he had been up hours before getting himself ready then going back to sleep. Then, just as suddenly as we met him sleeping, he was awake. He sat up, did a big yawn and stretch, and hopped out of bed. Down stairs there is another man, wearing only a white wife beater and red silky boxers. His sturdy oiled thighs glistened in the morning sun light. His deep blue eyes were focused on the fruit he was cutting up, but was suddenly distracted when the sleeping man scampered down the stairs into the kitchen. “Good morning Cherry Pie. How did you sleep last night?” he asked as he leaned over the counter to kiss the man on the cheek.

“I slept wonderfully. You were right about those sheets, good thing I listened to you Jimmy,” Cherry pie said, reaching over to steal a piece of bacon off the counter. Jimmy gave him a look of a playful ‘how dare you’.

“Why would you do that Steve? Breakfast is ruined,” Jimmy said walking over to Steve and putting him in a bear hug from behind, kissing him.

“I’m so sorry. How can I ever live with myself?” Steve said giggling.

“I know how you can,” Jimmy said giving Steve ‘the look’. They began passionately kissing, and holding each other in a close embrace. The camera panned up and the scene changed to a classy lounge where a woman with short blond curly hair was doing inventory behind the bar.

“Oh my god! Why aren’t these numbers adding up! Matt! Come here!”

“What do you need, Boss?” Matt said carrying in a pallet of clean cups.

“Can you explain why these numbers aren’t adding up?” said the woman.

“Yeah, let me take a look,” Matt took the clipboard and went to work at the computer. “Aha! There it is. Ashley forgot to do her logs last night. They should be right now,” Matt said printing off a new copy. “And speak of the Devil.” A girl with curled purple hair came flittering down the stairs to the bar.

“Yes, tis I. What were you talking about?” Ashley said sitting down and pulling out her clip board from behind the bar.

“You forgot to log your stuff last night, so I was going nuts thinking someone stole from me,” The blond woman said playfully tapping Ashley on the head with her clip board.

“Oh shit, my bad. Last night was nuts. The band I booked for last night didn’t come in for their sound check on time, and when I called they said they would do it when they got there, which was ten minutes before they got here. And then the new girl you have didn’t know what she was doing so I had to clean up after her mess. Just a wild night.” Ashley said looking over the schedule for the night. “Oh, and Paris. The dancers for tonight want to know if we will be decorating for them or should they bring their own stuff?”

Paris, the blonde woman, looked around at the surroundings looking defeated. “Have them bring stuff. It’s been years since I’ve had anything for an Arabian themed night.”

“Okay. I’ll let them know.” Ashley said dialing the number for the dance studio, and getting up to leave. “I’ll see you guys tonight. I’m off to promote and get some new talent in here. Maybe a new crowd. Bye.”

“Bye Bae!” Matt said from under the counter.

The scene changes to a dimly light studio apartment, where a grungy looking band was practicing. “Alright guys, when this girl gets here we have to be the best we’ve ever been! This could be our big break. The Cocktail Lounge is where the greatest bands have been found. We can’t mess this up! Okay?!”

“Dean, we have nothing to worry about. The fact that their scout is even coming to see us means we have something. Don’t stress so much about it.”

“Sam, I know I shouldn’t, but this is big! How can you not stress out over this!” Dean said pacing the room with his guitar in his hands.

“Cas, will you please do something about him,” Sam said, looking to their drummer.

“Baby, we’re all nervous. This is a great thing. We’ve got this, we have nothing to worry about,” Cas said hugging Dean and kissing him on the neck. You could see the weight lift off of Dean’s shoulders as Cas held him. ~bzzzz~ They all jumped at the sound and stood still making no noise, staring at the speaker. ~bzzz bzzzz~

“Ezri, can you find out who it is?” asked Dean.

“Really? Okay,” A girl with copper hair jumped off the stool she was sitting on and went to the speaker. “Who is it?”

“My name is Ashley Sorenstien. I’m here from the Cocktail Lounge to hear ‘Supernatural Adrenalin’.”

“Come on up,” Ezri said buzzing Ashley in. “You guys ready?” All the guys took some deep breaths and nervously fiddled with their instruments.

~Knock, knock, knock~

Ezri gave the guys one last reassuring look and opened the door. “Hi, welcome. Come on in. My name is Ezri, I’m the band manager,” She said reaching her hand out to greet Ashley.

“Hi, I’m Ashley, I’m the talent agent for the Cocktail Lounge,” Ashley said shaking Ezri’s hand.

“Come on over and meet the guys. This is Dean Winchester, the lead guitarist and backup vocals. And over here we have Cas, the Angel of drums. And over here we have Sam Winchester, lead singer and bassist.” They all shook Ashley’s hand and nervously smiled at her.

“It’s nice to meet you all. I can’t wait to hear what you sound like. I mean I’ve heard your stuff before, I saw you guys a couple years ago at ‘Chi Chi’s’. The show was amazing,” Ashley said sort of fangirling a little. “So, just pretend like I’m not here and play something for me.” The guys looked at each other, whispered what they were going to play and with the click of the drumsticks they began to play. It was the most amazing 90’s grunge rock mix you had ever heard. Dean played a sick guitar solo, Cas played beats that were so fresh and old school at the same time you couldn’t help but bop along, and Sam’s voice was so beautiful you couldn’t help but get a little weak in the knees. When the song ended they all stood in their ending pose, the over head lights accentuating the sweat on their foreheads. Ashley was writing something down on her clip board, before speaking.

“Okay, okay, okay,” She whispered to herself while her pen scribbled away. When she finished, she looked up, smiling. “Well, congratulations. When are you guys available?” The band looked at each other with bright eyes and big smiles.

“We can go over that. The boys all look to excited to talk,” Ezri said pulling out her planner.

“Okay. Well, I’ll give you guys these to fill out. The top one is just a liability waiver. No fire, no explosions, you can’t sue if you get hurt. And the second one is about you guys, history of the band, what brought you together, why did you chose this music choice, blah, blah, blah. So fill those out and you can mail those to me or come in and drop them off at the Lounge,” Ashley handed them the papers and went to talk business with Ezri. “Alright, I think I have everything I need. Here’s my card with my hours in case you want to come by and drop those papers off. It’s always a good thing to get a look at where you’re performing so don’t be a stranger. Tonight we have Arabian night, with the Rhythm Fusion Belly Dancers. Hope to see you tonight,” Ashley said shaking all their hands one last time, and walking out the front door.

The scene changes to two girls sitting in a diner, arguing.

“No, this just won’t do! What were you thinking?”

“I’m sorry JJ. This is all I could do in the time you gave me.”

“Well, it needs to be better. This won’t work if things aren’t just right! Now go fix it!” JJ said glaring at her accomplice. When she finally left, JJ’s head fell into her hands, pressing her thumbs into her temples to try and get rid of her headache.

“Bad day?” JJ jumped and looked startled at the waitress.

“You could say that,” JJ said pushing her coffee cup toward the waitress.

“Well if it makes you feel any better, you’re not alone. Nothing seems to be going right for me today either,” Said the waitress filling up the cup.

“Getting some shitty tips?” JJ asked apologetically.

“That, orders getting screwed up, people trying to get free food. You name it, it’s happened,” The waitress said taking a deep breath.

“Kara! Can you come here, please?” someone yelled at the waitress from the back.

“And I’m training a new girl today,” Kara said mustering up a smile. “Coming!” Kara quickly ran to see what had happened. “What’s up, Kaia?” Kaia looked at Kara, and back at the customer she was helping.

“This ‘gentleman’ would like to send back his food,” Kaia said. She looked like she was about to fight someone. Kara looked at her a little confused but in a way that told Kaia she would take care of it.

“Ummm, sir? You cannot send back food that has been eaten,” Kara explained. The man looked at Kara with an annoyed look.

“What do you mean?! I didn’t like it, I don’t want to pay for it!” The man was slowly getting louder and his face was getting redder.

“Sir, I don’t think you understand. We can send back food and comp it if you only got a couple bites in. You polished off the plate. I cannot send back an empty plate back to the kitchen and comp your meal. I’m sorry sir,” Kara said in the most professional voice she could.

“FUCK THIS PLACE! AND FUCK YOU TWO! I ALWAYS HAVE TERRIBLE SERVICE WHEN I COME HERE!”

“Then you can go and never come back,” someone said, approaching the man from behind.

“Who the fuck are you?”

“Let’s just say, I’m a friend. Now go.” The tall buff man said rolling up his sleeves and cracking his knuckles.

“What are you gonna do about it, huh?” The man got up with a cocky smile on his face and pushed the buff guy. And without hesitation the buff guy punched the loud man in the face, making him fall to the ground. The buff guy picked up the man, flung him over his shoulder, and defenestrated him. It was quite the spectacle. “And don’t come back, asshole!” The buff guy came back adjusting his sleeves and shaking out his hand. “You two okay?”

“Yeah, we’re fine. Thanks Gacé,” Kara said handing plates to Kaia.

“No problem. Paris wants to know if you two will be at the club tonight. She’s going crazy trying to get this thing together so it would really mean a lot to her if you were there,” Gacé said with a smile.

“Of course we’ll be there. I never miss theme night at the club,” Kaia said placing dishes in the bus tub.

“Yeah. I love theme night. And there’s supposed to be this great dance group there. I’m not missing that!” Kara said excitedly.

“Awesome. Listen, I gotta get back to the club. I’ll let Paris know you’ll be there. See ya!” Gacé ran out the window that he had just previously broke, stepped over the guy he threw out of it, and disappeared around the corner.

By: Professor Ashlex

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The Cold Wonder (Fall Out 4 AU)

"So cold, why am I so cold?" Steve asked himself out loud.

He had awoken from the cryo-camber, unaware of his surroundings. He couldn’t remember what had happened before he woke up from his cryo-genic slumber. The hatch that held him captive released him with a hissing sound as and a sudden rush of warm, stale air hit his lungs. Steve exited his pod, feeling as if he hadn’t moved in a decade. Looking around at his surroundings, he had his suspicions of being underground in some kind of vault. You could say it was a hunch or some past knowledge resurfacing.

"Where the hell am I? What is this place? WHY CAN’T I REMEMBER ANYTING?"

The empty hall echoed with his cries of agony. He pulled himself together and slowly moved forward, or what he could only imagine was forward. As he walked through the hall of the assumed vault, he came across some skeletons.

"How long have I been frozen for?" He could only assume it had been years based on the decomposition of the multiple corpses he had come across.

He finally made it to a huge circular door. A control panel was to the left of the massive door. He looked around to try and figure out how to open it. He pushed a few buttons and suddenly an alarm started to go off. The door came alive and it hissed and squealed, for it hasn’t been open for centuries, unknown to Steve. He had been in his cryo slumber for much longer than he had predicted.

He made his way through the door to see an elevator. He walked onto the platform and hit a button and started to ascend towards more massive doors.

"Man, they did not want anyone to enter this place," he exclaimed. “Boy, I need to stop talking to myself.”

The doors above him cracked open and his face was saturated with sunlight and fresh air hit his face. He took a deep breath and the air filled his lungs, almost giving him a high. He got dizzy and nearly fell over.

The elevator finally reached the top and he stood there, taking in all of his new surroundings. Suddenly, he realized that this is not the world he had left behind, for it was some sort of overgrown wasteland, and nothing felt familiar. Steve started to walk off the platform, but as soon as his foot left the platform he fell, hurtling towards the bottom screeching, sparks flying, and then a huge crash sounded as he smashed into the bottom of the shaft!

"Holy fuck!" yelled Steve.

“OVER THERE!" something said with a horrible and deep voice.

Steve didn’t know what to do but he knew he had better think fast- it didn’t sound like it would be a pleasant time if was found. He quickly hid from sight in what seemed like the remains of a control room.

“ME HEARD SOUND CAME FROM OVER HERE!” the creature yelled.

The beast stood eight feet high and had green, rotting flesh. It almost looked human, but it was twice the size of Steve. It was wielding a club made of an iron pipe and wearing very poorly made armor from street signs. This beast was in a pack of five more equally as big and horrifying beasts.

“What you think happened, Grosh?” one of the followers said to the leader.

“I smell... I smell man flesh!” Grosh said. “Don’t matter what happen all matter is human nearby.”

“Must find human need snack,” one of the beasts exclaimed.

“Me hungry too. Think human went that way,” Grosh said.

The group of green humanoid monsters walked off to find Steve, but luckily for him, these monsters weren’t very smart and didn’t bother to look too closely for him.

“That was close,” Steve said out loud.

He looked around to find some kind of weapon to defend himself with in this new world that he had found himself in. He found a hunting knife but he knew that wasn’t going to protect him if those monstrosities came back.

He slowly exited the small room and into the dangerous world he realized he was in. He spotted a small town to the east of him down the hill he was on and started making his was towards it in the opposite direction of the mountains. The journey only took him a few minutes. It seemed really familiar to him and he didn’t know why. The town was empty though- the houses, or what was left of them, were abandoned long ago. He started to look around to find something useful, but his search only came up with a few berries, which may or may not be edible and a few nine millimeter rounds but no gun. He put the rounds in his pocket and tossed the berries, not wanting to risk death again today.

Steve made himself a makeshift hut and started a small fire for warmth, for night was approaching and he didn’t know what was going to await him in the dark. When he tried to sleep, every small noise woke him in fear of that being the last thing he would hear. He lied there in fear, motionless and hoping nothing would kill him in the night. He could only imagine the horror that awaited him in the dark; it seemed as if the night wouldn’t end.

Steve woke to the sounds of birds singing and a beautiful sunrise- he had made it to morning after the worst night of his life. His stomach growled and his head was pounding from lack of food and water.

“I need to find something to drink soon or I might die from something dumb like dehydration,” Steve said aloud, again.

Thankfully, there was a small creek nearby that he passed on his way to the town. He found himself a small container to boil some water in. His stomach growled again, but he knew he couldn’t do anything about it. He started to fortify his little hut, and by night fall it was something that might actually protect him, and he felt a little safer. He slept easier the next night with the small amount of protection.

CRASH!!!

Steve woke up, grabbing his knife and a small makeshift shield he had made the day before. He lit a torch and slowly exited his small hut. He looked around to see what the noise was.

“Wh- wh- who’s there?” Steve stuttered out with fear behind his voice.

“It’s only me,” a familiar voice rang out.

“Kirk… Kirk! Is that you?” Steve said, so relived it wasn’t death knocking at his doors again.

“It is,” Kirk said with a smirk.

They reunited with a hug and a peck on the lips.

“I’ve waited so long for you,” Kirk said.

“How long was I gone for?” Steve asked.

“310 years,” said Kirk.

“What? How? What happened?”

Steve had so many questions and Kirk only had a few answers for him.

“Enough with the questions Steve. You look starved! When’s the last time you ate?” Kirk asked.

“It’s been two days,” said Steve.

Kirk started a small fire and pulled out a small animal that looked similar to a squirrel and began to roast it over the fire.

“Won’t that attract someone?” Steve said fearing death, again.

“Don’t worry, there’s not much around here that’ll kill us,” said Kirk.

“But I saw some green monsters the other day,” said Steve.

“Super mutants? Around here? That’s almost unheard of. They mostly stay in the city. But don’t worry about them, I'll take care of them if they get near us.” Kirk pulled out a massive revolver and gave it a little kiss. “This is my problem solver right here baby.”

Steve blushed.

Then, Kirk reached into his bag and pulled out another pistol and handed it to Steve. It happened to be a nine millimeter semi-automatic pistol.

“For me, really?" Steve asked.

“Yeah, you’re gonna need to protect yourself in this world; tomorrow I’m going to teach you to shoot,” said Kirk. “Now let’s get some sleep.”

The next day they woke up to Grosh and his followers stalking around looking for the human from the other day.

"They round here somewhere," one of them exclaimed.

"I smell them they close by- they smell good," another said.

They got closer and closer to Kirk and Steve; Kirk already had his revolver at the ready.

"Well, I was gonna teach you to shoot today, but this’ll work instead," Kirk said with a smirk.

Steve pulled out his 9 mm, visibly shaking. He had no idea on how to use the pistol, but with a bit of luck, maybe, just maybe, he would get through this with his life.

"On the count of three, we will jump out of this hut and shoot anything that moves," Kirk told Steve with a small amount of confidence. “One... two… three!”

They jumped out and opened fire on the monstrosities, which began to fire back. Bullets flew through the air, whizzing by Steve's head. Kirk popped up and shot one of the mutants right between his eyes; the back of his head blew out, splattering his brains on the mutant behind him. This only angered them even more. They started to push forward towards Steve and Kirk. Kirk pulled out a grenade and hurled it towards the beasts. Three of them got lucky and jumped behind cover, only leaving one to be blown up. His legs were missing and Steve could hear his screams of pain that rang out for miles.

"OH GOD THE PAIN. SO MUCH PAIN AHHHH!” the mutant screamed out.

One of the other mutants pointed his gun at his head.

"DO IT, FUCKIN DO IT, PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER!”

BANG.

"THAT’S IT!" Grosh yelled. "GIVE ME BIG BURTHA."

They pulled out a giant bazooka and Grosh loaded it and fired it before Steve and Kirk could even think about finding protection.

A white light was all Steve could see. Was he dead? Or had he found the portal, unaware and unknowing of where he was?

By: Gacé

#star trek #captain kirk #james kirk #steve #oc #fanfiction #fanfic #violence #fall out 4 #fall out #fall out au #grosh #bazooka #guns #camping #starstruck eclipse lunar radiant suns of love #mutants

Convoy Pt 5 (Convoy AU)

The convoy traveled across New Mexico, never once running into a cop. No cop in their right mind was prepared to mess with a convoy that big. And it kept growing. Truckers from all over the south came and joined as they traveled across New Mexico and to Phoenix, Arizona, where Sam was being held. They not only beat Kevin’s previous record, they blew it out of the water. Their convoy stretched across over a mile of the dusty desert road.

It only took the convoy a few days before they reached Phoenix. They were back down to their original size of 23 truckers and one cat, and they were ready to do all they could to beat Saruman and free Sam. They parked their trucks in an abandoned parking lot a few blocks from the jailhouse and went about finding anything they could use as weapons. They knew that the jail would most likely be crawling with cops, who would most likely have guns. They needed to be prepared.

It didn’t take long before everyone was armed with baseball bats, knives, brass knuckles, chains, and whips. Everyone except for Kevin.

“You know I can’t come with you,” Kevin said to Dean, who was armed with a rusty blade. “I’m too old to fight.”

“I can’t leave you here alone. What if the cops find you?”

“Hey, Dean,” it was Billy Ray Cyrus. He and Nick had heard what was going on and decided to step in. “We’ll stay behind with him.”

“And besides, someone needs to watch the trucks,” said Nick.

“Are you sure?” Dean asked.

“Of course. Good luck with Saruman.”

“Thank you,” Dean said, then turned to the rest of the truckers. They gathered around Dean in a semicircle, armed and ready to fight.

“Ready Dean?” Cas asked.

“Yeah. Let’s do this.”

They reached the jailhouse at high noon. Saruman stood out front with Officer Kendall and Officer Malfoy, who was miraculously still alive after his car flipped over. A good number of other cops from all over the state had also gathered at the jailhouse. Any cop who had beef with any of the truckers was there, including the infamous Sherriff JJ of Flagstaff. It was their chance for revenge, their chance to set things right.

Dean stared Saruman down. A hawk called overhead. A tumbleweed blew past. The air was thick with tension.

Dean raised his knife. Saruman raised his gun.

And they charged.

The jailhouse was a bloodbath. Truckers and cops alike were cut and shot and thrown to the ground. Putin was the first to die. He was shot through the head by a cop, but it was okay, because no one really liked him.

Cas stayed close to Dean the entire time. It was their job to find Sam and get him out of the building. Only then would the fight end.

Dean and Cas fought their way past cops and through the twisting halls of the jail, looking for where Sam might be held. They found him near the very back of the jailhouse, sitting alone in his cell.

“Sammy!” Dean yelled when he saw his brother. He ran towards him, and grabbed onto the bars of his cell. “Sammy we’re here to get you. Where are the keys?”

Sam pointed to the opposite wall where a ring of keys was hanging. Cas grabbed them and threw them to Dean, who went to work on finding which key fit. The sound of the battle was growing stronger every second, and Dean knew it wouldn’t be long before someone showed up to try and stop them.

At last, the lock clicked open and Sam stepped out of the cell. “How do we get out?” he asked.

“Back this way, come on-“ Dean stopped in his tracks.

Sheriff Saruman stood, gun raised, blocking the only exit from that part of the jail. Sherriff JJ stood just behind him, holding her gun in a shaking hand. She had not been prepared for this big of a fight. Saruman let out a low laugh that echoed through the hall. “I’ve got you. I’ve FINALLY got you. There’s nowhere for you to run, no one to save you. This is your end, Rubber Duck.”

Saruman raised his gun and aimed it directly at Dean’s head. A gunshot rang out through the hall, but it wasn’t Saruman’s gun that made the noise.

Saruman fell to the ground, blood pouring from the bullet hole in the back of his head, his gun clattering to the ground.

Dean, Sam, and Cas looked up from Saruman’s body to see Charlie standing at the end of the hall, gun in hand.

“Charlie?” Dean asked, completely in shock.

“Hey Duck,” she said, smiling. “Miss me?”

JJ let out a scream, then ran past the truckers, going deeper into the jailhouse.

Dean, Sam, and Cas ran down the hall to meet Charlie.

“What are you doing here?” Sam asked.

“I thought you left for Mexico,” Cas added.

“I did,” Charlie said. “I was leaving because I wanted to find a stable life and find family and friends. But halfway to the border I realized something. I already have a family. You guys, all the truckers fighting right now, well, you are my family. I just wish it hadn’t taken so long for me to realize that. So, if you’ll accept me, I’d love to be a part of your convoy.”

Dean smiled. “Welcome home, Widow Woman.”

The causalities were heavy on both sides. Many cops were killed or injured. The truckers also suffered heavy losses. Putin, Voldemort, and Tyrone had all died in battle. Most of the Rhythm Fusions suffered bad injuries, including the governor, who, despite having a broken leg, claimed she hadn’t felt so alive in a long time. Sean and Nathan both suffered head injuries, and Ashley’s arm was still out of its socket. Colin Creevey, however, was still jumping around, challenging everyone and everything to fight him. He never seemed to run out of energy.

After cleaning up wounds and putting limbs back into place, the truckers were ready to move out. Sam had received news the Ezri had given birth to a boy, and they were both waiting for him back at their home in Dallas. Sam set out right away with Jimmy, Steve, and the Rhythm Fusions in tow as back up. He was finally going home to see his wife and son.

“Dean, why aren’t you going with him?” Kevin had asked. “I thought you wanted to be with him.”

“I do,” he answered. “But Sam and I talked about this. I’m going to meet him in Dallas, but there’s something I need to do first. Will you join Cas and me for one last trip across New Mexico?”

Kevin smiled. “I’d be honored.”

Dean and Cas led Kevin down the highway and to the diner they first encountered Charlie in. They parked outside and got out of their trucks.

“Dean? Cas? What’re we doing here?” Kevin asked, his confusion showing across his face.

“Kevin, if there is one thing I’ve learned from all of this, it’s that family is the most important thing in the world,” Dean said. “A very wise person once told me that family don’t end with blood. I have Sam, yes, but I also have Cas and Charlie. Hell, even the governor found her family again with the Rhythm Fusions through this journey. Everyone has found their family, everyone except you. You believe that your family disappeared when Harry died. You never saw James again, and it broke your heart. Well, I did some digging and, well, why don’t you go inside?” Dean asked, gesturing to the diner.

Kevin stared at Dean in confusion for a moment before turning to walk inside the diner, James’s Glide-In.

“No!” yelled the man behind the counter when they stepped inside. “I don’t serve truckers here anymore, you caused too much trouble for me last… last…” his anger disappeared as he stared at Kevin, confusion and recognition appearing on his face. “Uncle- Uncle Kev?” he said, barely in a whisper. He sounded like he couldn’t believe his own eyes.

Kevin’s eyes filled with tears. “James? Is it really you?”

James walked out from around the counter, and stood in front of Kevin. “I- I thought you died when Harry died. You’re dead.”

“No, I’m- I’m not. I’m here, James. I’m here.”

James hesitated before grabbing Kevin into a hug, tears streaming down his face. “I’ve missed you, so, so much. Oh my God, it’s you.”

“It’s me, it’s me. I’m here. And I’m never leaving you again.”

Outside, a dark purple cloud appeared above the diner. It expanded until it covered all of the south, then sucked Dean, Cas, Sam, Kevin, and many others out of their world and into the next.

By: Luci

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