*iTwitch*

Why is the baby’s legs so god damn long???

Because he should be fucking walking

Baby got 8 year old legs.

Lmaooooooooooo there’s a lot going on

The realist one

Oh, you have a crush on me? Name 3 of my mental illnesses

People be forgetting this man went to people’s homes and killed them

Slave owners aren’t people

They forfeitted that distinction when they decided to enslave and dehumanize other people to the extent of creating slave husbandry and handbooks on how to best “handle” them

I think that John Brown breaking into people’s homes and killing them was very brave and sexy of him, personally

god thank you for explaining this but also i’m still being slapped in the face as i type

when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being known. the gratifying relief of being forgotten

Hey guess what hellfire tastes like

you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no inbetween

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

hey op good news