Ready Player 1

I have GOT to stop spending $30

thinking about when you first start sleeping over at your f/o’s place and leave things - a hair tie, a toothbrush, face cream they’ll use up, snacks only you like, the password to a streaming service you share on a sticky note, leftovers, and most importantly, your barely perceptible scent on their extra pillow

i love reblogging posts 🤩🤩🤩

parasocialism is bad Unless its with me. i love you. yes You. Specifically

*sighs dreamily* what a fucking weirdo

*twirling hair* what a fucking freak

i just want to cry into barous neck

Walk Like No One Is Driving

my talents include being the black sheep and the golden child at the same time,

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you