ʜɪs ᴘᴀᴛʜ ɪs ᴍᴀʀʀᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴅɪ?

"Oh no... He lives."

"Don't I deserve love... And jewellery?"

"Woo her, admire her. Make her feel like she's the most sublime creature on Earth."

"Just a curse. Have a nice day."

"And for all these reasons, I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground."

"I would be honoured if you'd join me for the Hot Patootie Cha-Cha-Cha!"

"From now on, I give the orders around here."

"Wait until he sees the underwater bowling alley!"

"This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac. They look like everybody else."

"Don't torture yourself. That's my job."

"When he was asleep, I opened his skull, and removed his brains!"

"Are you in unbearable pain?"

"You've had your shots? Measles, mumps, rabies?"

"Malibu Barbie!"

"I tied him to a tree and pulled out four of his permanent teeth!"

"Marvellous news. I'm going to have a baby. Right now."

"How long has it been since we waltzed?"

"Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss."

"I want you dead, and I want your money."

"All the important numbers: Police, Fire Department, Morgue."

"That's no excuse. Aim for a major artery. The jugular."

"Last night - you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. - Do it again!"

"...Pastels?"

"See you at the sawmill tonight!"

"Are they made from real Girl Scouts?"