Petit Pamplemousse

(via Jancy Watkins)

you know its over when you stop reading about their sign in the zodiac posts

most guys can’t even make 1 girl orgasm and they make side hoe jokes

me serving customer: :-D me immediately after they leave: >:-/

if a girl!! is nice to you!! because she’s at work!! it does not!! give you permission!! to talk to her for half an hour!! while she is effectively TRAPPED in once place!! and ask personal questions!! and ask about her relationship status!! ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE TEN+ YEARS OLDER THAN HER!! SHE’S WORKING!! IT’S HER FUCKING JOB TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut

i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again: female anti feminists are literally the equivalent of seeing that your neighbors house is on fire and saying “well it’s not a problem because my house isn’t on fire” and then yelling at anyone trying to put out the fire because it’s “clearly not an issue”