atomiccalamari

its a 'throwing the socks in the trash can' type day

i genuinely cannot believe US politics like in general, i feel like I'm watching fiction like borderline metal gear plot

I'm battling demons right now, and my demons consist of assembling ikea furniture

just typed " adieu " into google instead of wordle, probably never going to play wordle again to save myself from remembering this humiliation

it seems that the dildo of consequences, once again, does not arrive lubed

coding with a blahaj to get the +5 INT buff

sometimes i wonder how many mad scientists had bipolar disorder like maybe frankenstein just needed some more lithium in his bloodstream to not be compelled to manipulate life itself

my occialating fan is too cold tonight, i am distraught

macking cheese in the michael wave is false as it cannot cook the noodles or thicken the sauce consistently enough

waking up and realizing you did your daily puzzle in the early AMs forcing you stay up late to do them is a vicious cycle

the cold embrace of an occialating fan will bring the sleep sooner this hot night

hot boxing my car, but there is no weed and i am simply melting in the summer heat suffering

at a pop up hard rock metal gig, god i hope there is a stand up routine after

eating a everything bagel in bed to exfoliate my skin