you are all filth

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK

watch them consider the worm

@brando-brando

@atomic-godhead

This post is canceled, actually

@brando-brando

@brando-brando

I’m not related to Gerard but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a sniper but I have no scope. I have pale white skin. I’m also a sniper, and I got to a gang called Deadlock in America where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth cowgirl (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a corsetted vest with matching yeehaw boots and black leather skin tight pants and black fingerless gloves. I was wearing red lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eyeshadow. I was walking outside Route 66. It was cloudless and raining so there was a lot of sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Overwatch members stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

the millennial steve irwin

The lizard part of his brain did the clicking

300 years before the birth of christ, collecting statues of nude women meant you wealthy and religious. you were respected. a true divine follower of aphrodite or ishtar or what have you. a man of the arts. nowadays society brands you as an “anime pervert” that’s “not allowed in this applebees anymore” 

god I want a bf so bad, like I just want someone smart n cute to makeout with

nvm guys are cancelled