Always A Slut For Good Vibes

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

letting celebrities think they can and should "use their platform" to speak on all current events and political issues regardless of how educated they are on them was a grave mistake

Can whoever wired all my money to the cayman islands please send that back

The bottom two panels are them responding to “do you take this man as your lawfully wedded husband”

Also what they say if you ask them if they’re married

horrid little cat saved me from my devil's nap by putting her paw directly into my mouth

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“Pack it up boys we’ve made a social blunder” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever read 😭😭😭😭😭

No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet.   Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me.    Its a paradox.

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

can you imagine being an adult nepo baby at a company your rich dad invested in and having to walk into the boardroom first day like. hi everyone. my name is techno mechanicus

I can tell this is fake because "techno mechanicus" doesn't start with X

I haven't been reblogging this post because I genuinely assumed you guys were Goncharoving a nepo baby

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

Remembering the one Hades and Persephone fanfic retelling I read where the author had clearly never eaten a pomegranate in their life and just had the character in the Persephone role take a bite out of the side like an apple

you'll never be punk yr clothes are from shein and yr makeup is from tiktok

Sick list of symptoms bro. Now try humanizing your behavior instead of pathologizing it.

we all have that one homie who volunteers to take first watch that they might contemplate the heavens in solitude