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Join today! The IP is play.lgbtempire.net!

Once you join, you will only be able to play on Survival 2! Do not ask about Survival 1. It does not exist. Questions about it will lead to your untimely demise via several Staff Helpers scrambling to defend its supposed progress. The Owner will never appear to clear up the deal with Survival 1, by the way. He will be too busy playing Fortnite.

Oh, on that note! Make sure you join the discord server too! It is great for keeping up with server updates that are totally being worked on and not just being briefly mentioned only to never be spoken about again. Unless, of course, one brave soul brings it up in the general chat — to be met with, once again, an absolute bombardment of Staff Helpers. Do not be discouraged by this response, though. The Helpers mean well, they are just slowly breaking under the pressure of holding the entire server on their backs — all while technically not even being considered real Staff! Where is the Owner to support these Helpers, you might ask? He’s probably playing Fortni—

Anyway, join LGBT Empire today! Not only does the server have a fun community — it also has fun ranks! Pay up to 50 dollars and get some cool perks in-game! DO NOT, however, assume that the real life, hard-earned money you just donated to the server you love and care for will get you any meaningful input in or notice of anything server-related at all. In fact, do not even voice your concerns or your questions. Not a peep, you hear me??? Not one fucking word. This server belongs to US and ONLY US. You’re wrong if you think for one fucking second that your investments amount to anything other than vbucks on F—

Aside from having quirky Starbucks ranks and epic perks, LGBT Empire also has a very wholesome and humble history! Created shortly after another LGBT insect-themed server’s world and data were suspiciously deleted without a trace, the Empire arose from totally well-intentioned and not-at-all competitive beginnings. It was cultivated and nurtured by one Mellivora Ferox. Remember her, veteran players? No? Well, that’s understandable as she was barely ever on. She was the owner, though, and she was 100% a real person. Oh, you weren’t doubting that? Well, good. Because she is real. And not made up. At all. She definitely was not created as a fictional scapegoat if the server ever went by wayside. Glad we’re on the same page. 

Today, the server is managed by five, wait no, four, wait, what was that? Ah, my apologies I’ve just gotten word that the server is currently managed by three people. All of whom are definitely active and communicate wonderfully with the rest of the staff team and players of the server. Oh, you don’t agree? Well, suddenly all of them will appear in the chat to defend themselves and then, once they’re done, they will slink away to continue to hibernate while the rest of staff makes up excuses for them. 

Want to know more about the head of the completely functional management team, also known as the Owner himself? Well, he’s right there in the discord! Ah, actually, no he isn’t. He left! But it’s fine, the rest of the staff team definitely know why and aren’t lying through their teeth as they scramble to pick up the scraps he left behind for them to deal with on their own with no prior notice or explanation what-so-ever. Love that guy! He’s great!

Join LGBT Empire today! Fun! Friendly! Happy! Not at all a wounded animal begging to be put out of its misery, for the love of all that is holy please just end it so we can all move on with our lives—

Join now!!!! Right now!!!!!! Or else!!!!!