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*yes I know he's jacked but shhhh
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He's just a little* guy. If Willian has ten fans I am one of them. If Willian has one fan I am that one. If Willian has no fans my soul has been unmade by the Bringers of Darkness.
*yes I know he's jacked but shhhh

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willian is the scrappy doo of dawn summerses
This implies that Dawn Summers is the Scooby Doo which is objectively incorrect
Scooby Doo can stab a few people. As a treat
So, you have chosen death
Hey, this is a pro Dawn Summers blog
And this is a pro-Scrappy Doo and pro-Willian blog
willian is the scrappy doo of dawn summerses
This implies that Dawn Summers is the Scooby Doo which is objectively incorrect
Scooby Doo can stab a few people. As a treat
So, you have chosen death
cb have you heard about the fake fandom yet? some people just made up a whole ass fandom with meta and discourse and everything
Iāve actually seen about 3??? ish???? Of these over the years but oh shit is there a new one š
celestial throne is VERY REAL, thank you VERY MUCH
Celestial Throne is real but this latest season was NOT.
The absolute character assassination of my girl Sabina was just... not acceptable.
ugh i nearly left the fandom over it. as soon as they changed her hair i knew things were only gonna get worse
#why they stuck that plasticky leopard print on sara i knew it was all over#do leopards even exist in CTverse???#sabina has IMPECCABLE taste#the writers do not
Leopards very much do NOT exist in the CTverse unless they resolved the whole āAncient soul-eater singlehandedly caused the extinction of all cats because they were more of a dog person.ā thing off-screen.
Wouldnāt put it behind them, tbh.
Um, actually the cats are avatars of the Goddess specifically because they were all killed in the Third Age, and thus the leopard print was meant to show her embracing the role of high priestess. Was it a very bad decision from the costuming department? Absolutely. Does it actually defy the lore? No!
Totally agree on the character assassination in general, though, because Mavishe was totally set up to take up the priesthood and instead they made Sabina do it and Mavishe run off to the Forbidden Houses to cry about the Oracle? Who, might I remind you all, is a mass murderer?!?!?
Chrona: Donāt worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Willian: I think you mean tricks?
Syora: She did not.
Chrona, pulling out her knives: I did not.

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Ranking Celestial Throne Characterās Styles
Sabina: Honestly not fair to compare the others to her because sheās royalty and grew up with full-time stylists and wardrobes full of incredible gowns that get discarded after one wear. Always elegant, luxurious and deceptively simple. Hair styles are to die for. Capable of turning it up a notch (golden gown with all their names embroidered on it!!) but more ātimelessly elegantā thanĀ āinnovative.ā 9/10
Syora:Ā Before the wlw come for me let me just say, Iām AWARE the sweaty dusty travel-worn black ensembles are hot, HOWEVER, being a swaggery ghost-eater who wears all black to disguise the fact that she doesnāt know how to match colors does not aĀ āfashion senseā make. 3/10 looks good but thatās accidental
Chrona: Also wears a lot of black but they always have cool details that show you she dresses up for assassinations, even when no one else is supposed to see her. she takes this seriously. Her wrapped cloak? Divine. And when she goes in disguise to assassinate people? Sheās always the best-dressed there, which shows her Commitment to style because she should be going under the radar but sheās just too stylish. That golden chain she accessorizes her antlers with? Genius. 8/10 should be given more opportunities to flex her style
Mavishe: just wears her sage robe all the time, total cop out. itās not even cute. like add some embroidery to the cuffs?? kilt up the skirts in a new way?? make an effort??? even when she disguises herself as a civilian itās always super basic. her night robe is kinda a Look though she should lean into that 2/10
Byron:Ā Yes heās in the basic soldier uniform a lot, but have you noticed that his are always more tight and tailored than other soldiers? You know heās altering his uniforms at night while moping about his tragic backstory so that he can look good from all angles when he faints at Willianās feet again. 5/10 doing his best with what he has. do NOT @ me about his hair
Willian:Ā itās about the BROCADE VESTS itās about the THIGH HIGH BOOTS itās about the AB CUT OUTS itās about the PUFFED SLEEVES. Literally always killing it. No notes. He could not improve. infinity/10
I feel like ppl always forget that CT chars are like. theyāre Teens. theyāre all 17. mavishe technically has Just turned 18 by the last season. byrwillian r both 15 theyāre Childrensbdnsndjsjd
#mavishe: i'm the adult and the rest of you are grounded
[byron, syora and lordine all fighting]
mavishe: thatās IT! go to your get-along sweater!
Meanwhile...
Sabina: THATāS IT! Get on top of the fridge, get up there!
Chrona: This house is a fucking nightmare!
Willian: Try to keep an eye on Byron today. He's going to say the wrong thing to someone and get punched.
Chrona: Sure, I'd love to see Byron get punched.
Willian: Try again.
Chrona: ... I will stop Byron from getting punched.
Chrona: Please, sir, Iāve lost my girlfriends!
Imperial Guardsman: Okay, what do they look like?
Chrona, crying: BEAUTIFUL
my girl DORNA! also from the atla picrew
reasons the writers killing her off was a travesty:
the concept of a noble whose family fell so far that she had to become a servant is incredibly good and should have been explored more
one time she misheard what Sabina said so sheās clearly hoh-coded
the only time Mavishe ever had a personality was when she and Dorna bonded over feeling like their lives are overshadowed by their heritage
if she had lived she would snapped Sabina out of going to war with Wylbir in SECONDS
what kind of dumbass plot point isĀ ādeath by poisoned papercut?ā celestial throne writers meet me in the pit

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syora: shares her one brain cell with byron
willian: himbo, but becomes the smart one by default when heās with syora and byron
mavishe: has a brain, uses it
lordine: smart, but can be peer-pressured into dumbassery
jember: has exactly two brain cells, can generate a coherent thought if they rub together in just the right way
sabina: has a normal amount of brain cells, but does dumb shit because sheās under pressure
chrona: has a normal amount of brain cells, but uses all of them for chaos
i made Mavishe using this atla-themed picrew
yes i did realize later that someone had already made mavishe and my version blatantly conflicts with theirs, however, what is celestial throne about if not blatantly conflicting presentations of ostensibly the same thing?
This is clearly book!Mavishe.
Syora: my gang policy is if you see something, say something
Willian: i saw a frog on the sidewalk today
Syora: Outstanding. this is what Iām talking about people
iām just gonna say it and i donāt care if mavishe stans hate me
mavishe is theĀ āis there anything better than pussy? yes a really good bookā vine
sir dorrid isnāt THAT funny. yāall are just tripping over yourselves to stan a mediocre white man when all he does is just stand there and look straight into the camera.Ā
One thing that can be said about him, however, is that when I started looking for him everywhere, I noticed all the other shenanigans the extras got up to in the background.
Remember the background whodunnit in season one? That was wild.
Truth!! I was so surprised when they found out the butler crime family was behind all those poisonings.Ā
petition for butler crime family to come back as the big bad for next season instead of this Frivor nonsense!
I donāt know whether the background storylines are meant to be a commentary on the fact that every person in the world has their own story and that even though we focus on the political machinations and complex lives of the protagonists they are not the only people who can influence the world or if the extras got really bored during filming and made up their own fanfics to play in the background.
Either way is valid, but anyways all of this is to say that the moment where that one extra with a comically large amount of knives (who I will be referring to as Roomba for the forseeable future) ends up dropping all of his knives when he trips over Bartinās cloak is the funniest moment in the show. This is only made better by the fact that Chrona then just... takes one of the knives. And still has it by at least the finale.

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Celestial Throne hot take
I hate how the fandom called it Byrwillian when Wilbyr is obviously the funnier and more appropriate ship name
Too Confusing. People might think weāre talking about Emperor Wylbir who is just about⦠the polar opposite of the Byrwillian dynamic.
Anyway, who else canāt wait to see Emperor Wylbir get exactly what he deserves?
#I hope he gets eaten by the throne and tortured by all the other souls in there#Then again#with his ego#There might not be room in the throne for both him and the eight thousand souls currently trapped inside therey
umĀ Emperor Wylbir is clearly an Olaf-adjacent queer-coded figure like donāt you think this amount of hatred toward him is kinda yucky
I would also throw Count Olaf into the Celestial Throne? I donāt see what the problem here is?? Just because he might be queer doesnāt exclude him from being The Worst. Yes, itās shitty that we have so many despicable queer coded villains, but there are so many people in this show who are morally shady/corrupt. If youāre looking for āunproblematicā or āpureā characters to be queer then you are watching the wrong show.