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They definitely love sliding around on the floors with socks on, it’s definitely banned but that won’t stop them

I can imagine them playing chess on Duke’s phone in the strangest of places, they’re like upside down and Duke is losing to this child

Their rooms are next to each other, so if they annoy each other let it be known they play loud ass music to annoy the other, but it can’t be music they like since they have the same music taste it has to be like the most absurd shit neither of them listen to or like

Duke eats at weird times since he’s patrolling over normal meals, so Damian is fully used to finding this guy creeping down the stairs at fuck all o’clock to make himself rice (Damian tries to be sure he’s awake to eat with him because he knows Duke used to eat every meal with his family so it’s nice for him)

They are so insanely good at adding onto each others lies, sure all the bats do it to avoid Bruce finding out about their bullshit, but they are especially good at it

Duke hates over head lights, quite frankly he forgets most people need light at all because his powers fix it for him, Damian loves to open his door, turn the light on and then run away without closing it and it’s the closing thing to a flash bang he can get

Damian does not let people normally touch his pets, however sometimes he just dumps them on Dukes bed when he’s sleeping to wake him up, Duke has previously been woken up to a dragon 5 cm form his face, it’s that or Damian gets an air horn

Just that one gravity scene from lilo and stitch tbh

Whenever Damian gets bored he hides dukes contrabands and watches him panic that Bruce found them until giving them back, Duke would return the favour but he can’t find Damian’s stash

They hang out on the roof, a lot, like yknow the rooftop hangout spot they have in gravity falls, they have that but positioned so it can’t be seen be anyone on the property

He thought his mums name was honey as a kid, took him until he was like 7 to fully fathom that was in fact not her name

He doesn’t have a middle name (I don’t have a legal middle name so he doesn’t get one) but every time any of the WAR kids gets mad at him they add a new middle name so if you ask them he has about 35 (they played monopoly once)

When he was a kid and his parents wanted him to be quiet for 5 minutes (because he was 100% a yapper) they just gave him half a lemon to eat because he loved lemons and it made him stop talking

He knows the guy who runs gothams best kebab shop by name, knows about his second divorce and has given him at least 10k overall, I can’t prove it but he loves a kebab

Another food one but him and Jason both get churros every patrol they have together

This is like a me thing, but he chooses to patch himself up with vet rap every time, why? If you buy 300 bandages someone’s gonna get worried, if you buy 300 rolls of vet rap and say it’s for the local animal shelter, no body bats an eye, plus he specifically gets it in euthanasia green to bother Damian

I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this before… it’s like 50/50 if I have but I’m gonna say it again anyways, Duke wears mostly gold jewellery, Dick wears mostly gold jewellery, most of which he leaves unattended in his manor bedroom, Duke keeps stealing all of it and Dick can’t prove it

He either, milks the every living fuck out of having access to a millionaire card, or chooses to spend 5pence less on a random bullshit brand just to save money and theirs no inbetween, I’m imagining him spending hundreds in a day on clothes but drawing the line at paying more for cheese

Best older brother ever. As a kid he BEGGED his parents for a little sibling and when he was grieving weirdly one of the things that came to mind was the fact he couldn’t be a older brother now, anyways he loves Damian and Maps so much, they’re his favourite siblings