whoa mama mia cunt

made a reddit post today this is so scary good night

out of all the couples in greek mythology i UNDERSTAND why persephone and hades were the ones that were taken out of their original context to be made into a cute pair by popculture (and i dont really have an issue w this bc its sooo far removed from the actual canon) BUT.... some real untapped potential with hephaestus and aphrodite in different contexts. worlds hottest woman (barring helen) going to bat for her husband that everyone else thinks is butt ass ugly, but shes like im literally the ceo of hotness and i think hes sexy so either get over it or die idc

I'm sorry to all the tone-indicator people, but "/hj" will always mean "end of handjob" for me

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one day i will go 5 minutes without thinking of killing myself good night

i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me

kind eyes of angels

do you promise

one day cis gays will stop making everything about them good night

french people when they were coming up with the French language

hoping tomorrow does not suck ass good night

when i start saying weird shit to you thats the equivalent of a cat exposing its tummy