asymmetrical-void

if you're really chill about a lot of stuff, you will eventually become The Person Who Can Be Told Things and unlock a secret extra layer of knowledge about your friends

i need crossword puzzles to stop giving me sports clues. dont ask me about football stars and nba championships and baseball team names. im the kind of nerd who chooses to do crossword puzzles why would you expect this of me. cruel and unusual.

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

one of the worst things abt being australian is always seeing out of touch thursday posts on fridays. makes me feel somewhat. out of touch.

do you also maybe feel. out of time

STIMMING ISNT ENOUGH I NEED TO KILL

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

kinks that lie outside your usual menagerie but don't turn you off are a fun space to play in. breeding does absolutely nothing for me but i'd always be happy to let a girl hit it raw and act appropriately enthused\entranced\horrified as required. sex & kink is just playing toys

sometimes i feel ive got to

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run away

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

the problem with being a person is that it's all the time