lmfao imagine if there were two guys on th moon and o

there’s not a single encouraging word on my dash right now.

would you like to weigh in on the conversation

what could i POSSIBLY have to weigh in on.

your opinion on feminist sex

is that what jeanette did to prince lacroix?

wait. prince lacroix? with a girl?

I am bisexual, but I am certainly not bisexual for anyone from Santa Monica! I would never even think of consorting with anyone from that wretched Anarch hive!

so would you like to admit to anything else while you're here tonight

I have admitted nothing. But if you insist, I will admit that the stock of my company Cap Blanc-Nez Voiliers has gone up 10% in the past week. You should invest.

aww, is that the only thing *going up*, princey? ;)

i’ve never been more grateful that santa rosa and santa monica are on opposite ends of the state.

so cold, princess! </3

nbobdy. mentiog her by nname. SHe show s up ifyou say her naime 3 tmes. and idont like her.

awww, duckling, what's the matter? i thought we got on like a house on fire <3

EXORCIZAMUS TE, OMNIS IMMUNDUS SPIRITUS, OMNIS SATANICA POTESTAS, OMNIS INCURSIO INFERNALIS ADVERSARII, OMNIS LEGIO, OMNIS CONGREGATIO ET SECTA DIABOLICA. ERGO, OMNIS LEGIO DIABOLICA, ADIURAMUS TE, CESSA DECIPERE HUMANAS CREATURAS, EISQUE ÆTERNÆ PERDITIONÌS VENENUM PROPINAR, VADE, SATANA, INVENTOR ET MAGISTER OMNIS FALLACIÆ, HOSTIS HUMANÆ SALUTIS, HUMILIARE SUB POTENTI MANU DEI; CONTREMISCE ET EFFUGE, INVOCATO A NOBIS SANCTO ET TERRIBILI NOMINE, QUEM INFERI TREMUNT, AB INSIDIIS DIABOLI, LIBERA NOS, DOMINE, UT ECCLESIAM TUAM SECURA TIBI FACIAS LIBERTATE SERVIRE, TE ROGAMUS, AUDI NOS

ooh, you want me to be your naughty little devil? you're so kinky, duckling~

i’m sorry this is just not fitting into my worldview.

i hear jeanette had something to fit into HIS worldview, if that explains anything for you.

awww bertie thank you for taking the time to explain <3 aren't you so precious!

stop speaking immediately

you're such a meanie! *swipes at my tears and pouts but the tears keep coming and they fall on my big cleavage sexily*

STOP STEALING MY FUNNY IDEAS

I HAD JUICY BOOBIES FIRST YOU BIG BULLY!

nbobdy. mentiog her by nname. SHe show s up ifyou say her naime 3 tmes. and idont like her.

awww, duckling, what's the matter? i thought we got on like a house on fire <3

i’m sorry this is just not fitting into my worldview.

i hear jeanette had something to fit into HIS worldview, if that explains anything for you.

awww bertie thank you for taking the time to explain <3 aren't you so precious!

stop speaking immediately

you're such a meanie! *swipes at my tears and pouts but the tears keep coming and they fall on my big cleavage sexily*

i’m sorry this is just not fitting into my worldview.

i hear jeanette had something to fit into HIS worldview, if that explains anything for you.

awww bertie thank you for taking the time to explain <3 aren't you so precious!

Love Wins! I Am Sleeping With Your Wife

ooooh we’re talking about boys?

don’t you have an elevator shaft to fall into and get crushed by an elevator in while fighting a ghost?

awww, you don’t like me? :(

i KNOW you called the front desk again. chunk TRIED to be polite to you and you made him very uncomfortable >:(

little old me? i wouldn’t do something like that! you’re so mean! *sniff*

ooooh we’re talking about boys?

don’t you have an elevator shaft to fall into and get crushed by an elevator in while fighting a ghost?

awww, you don’t like me? :(

:T

Why so glum, chum?

some people on this website are just SO mean to poor little me. :( *pout*

Oh no ;n; that’s no good! Would you like some company! Maybe a joke? I heard eating clocks is very time consuming.

:T

Why so glum, chum?

some people on this website are just SO mean to poor little me. :( *pout*