Welcome to my Twisted Mind

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

That was a wild goddamn ride

god this was worth the read

Me: *Catches myself being judgmental* Me to Me: I did not raise u this way

Oh my god I forgot about bugs summer is canceled

This is singlehandedly one of the funniest and cutest things I’ve ever seen. Relationship goals.

Wow

He looks so insulted

He did the “You motherfucker” nod omfg

Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself.

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

sometimes……….. shows that aren’t cancelled…………. are worse