ASTROLOGY GRUMPS

commanderholly

pulling a Ross on well

I’ve been in a lot of stress recently so I spent a couple hours making these to print out and post around my dorm. I wanted to add in Kevin and Holly and the AH guys but I ended up running out of time and I couldn’t find any quotes for Holly or Kevin so :C

1. To please an Aries, don’t:

be slow or make them wait

be flaky, inactive or boring

don’t stand in their way (emotionally, financially, etc)

don’t brag too much

don’t boss them around

don’t cry about senseless things

2. To please a Taurus, don’t:

be flaky, loud or nosy 

constantly change your mind

make them feel uncomfortable

touch their things without permission

rush, disturb or bother them when they’re busy

3. To please a Gemini, don’t:

be boring or traditional

talk about the same topics endlessly

correct them all the time

ignore them or make them wait

be too unrealistic/ignorant

be close-minded or too strict 

4. To please a Cancer, don’t:

be blunt, careless or tactless

be too dramatic or overbearing

cause unnecessary arguments

violently confront them

be critical and inconsistent 

5. To please a Leo, don’t:

steal their spotlight

be dependent/clingy

be nonchalant

be too critical, skeptic or pessimist

discourage others

be careless, non-thinker or “weak”

6. To please a Virgo, don’t: 

pressure them into telling their feelings

be critical

be too untidy, lazy or careless

be selfish or too emotional

make them feel unworthy 

brag or dramatize everything

7. To please a Libra, don’t: 

cause unnecessary arguments

be too indecisive 

be self-centered or close-minded

be boring or traditional

be negative or critical

be too quiet

8. To please a Scorpio, don’t:

control them or overpower them

be undetermined or unambitious 

be too unrealistic or critical

be dishonest, greedy or fake

go with the flow

expect them to trust you right away

9. To please a Sagittarius, don’t

be close-minded, boring or inflexible 

be too pessimist or picky 

be overemotional or clingy

try to tie them down

accuse them without evidence

be traditional

10. To please a Capricorn, don’t:

rush them or pressure them to open up

be unmotivated or unambitious

be too expressive or shallow

be irresponsible or undisciplined 

tell them they’re not good enough

doubt or disregard them

11. To please an Aquarius, don’t:

be too expressive or clingy

be shallow

be traditional or close-minded

try to control them

be intolerant or uncompassionate

ignore or disregard them

12. To please a Pisces, don’t: 

be unpredictable or inconsistent

be blunt or tactless

pressure them into anything

take advantage of them

make them feel rejected or excluded

Welcome to the blog!

Here on astrologygrumps you will find the grumps and friends’ astrological charts. They are based on the information available via google, and the charts will be updated when new or more accurate info comes out.

We will also be reblogging posts about astrology, for example some “the signs as” or text posts on the signs or what certain planets or alignments mean. Or a post of a gif or picture from the grump, and, added on the picture, something relating to their signs. 

On request, we can post some compatibility stuff, either between the grumps or for you with your favourite grump!  If you are interested, we also offer simple personal chart readings for free, just ask!

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