A Flash of Light

Jason and Percy having to pretend they’re married because some preconceived reason and no one is actually surprised 

[sms: If He’s Texting You Shit Hit The Fan] Right. Good. [sms: If He’s Texting You Shit Hit The Fan] So, how's ruling the world going?

[Text] I’m about ninety nine percent sure I don’t know who this is, but touch you with what, pray…

[Text] Darius. ;) Nice to meet you Jason.

[sms: Darius The Polite Stranger] The same to you, Darius. Sorry I sent you my… sword story.

[Text] Dont worry its not the worst thing Ive been sent on accident. Or even on purpose really. At least you were, um, hehe, subtle.

[sms] I’ve learned not to just come out and say “yo I’m talkin’ ‘bout dicks.”

[Text] So many people seem to just drop conversations when you start them that way. Ridiculous. I can’t /imagine/ why you wouldn’t probe deeper into that kind of topic. *~*

[sms] I know, right?! I’m all like “yo I saw this dude’s dick and it was huge” and they’re like “wat ew go away”? How?

[sms] I like you. You talk sense.

[Text] Given my line of work it would be awfully hypocritical if I didn’t, but thank you.

[sms] What’s your line of work?

[sms] None taken; I guess mine’s a little far out, too.

[Text] Please tell me that you are not an astronaught. No one should be allowed to make a pun like that if you are.

[sms] Argonaut, actually. Professional hero.

[Text] You’re kidding, right? Jason the Argonaught? That’s actually worse.

[sms] Can't fuck with destiny. Professional demigod-ism waits for no man.

[sms] He’s not what you want. [sms] He’s just a kid.

[sms] Please. Leave him alone, please. [sms] No. He’s still just a kid; age doesn’t matter. He’s innocent.

[sms] Why can’t you just be content with having me?

[text] Because I’m bored with you. Do you want to talk to him or no?

[sms ] Yes. Please.

[sms] I can and I will. [sms] See you tomorrow; love you, too, Jackie. [sms] You're so cute

[Text] I’m about ninety nine percent sure I don’t know who this is, but touch you with what, pray…

[Text] Darius. ;) Nice to meet you Jason.

[sms: Darius The Polite Stranger] The same to you, Darius. Sorry I sent you my… sword story.

[Text] Dont worry its not the worst thing Ive been sent on accident. Or even on purpose really. At least you were, um, hehe, subtle.

[sms] I’ve learned not to just come out and say “yo I’m talkin’ ‘bout dicks.”

[Text] So many people seem to just drop conversations when you start them that way. Ridiculous. I can’t /imagine/ why you wouldn’t probe deeper into that kind of topic. *~*

[sms] I know, right?! I’m all like “yo I saw this dude’s dick and it was huge” and they’re like “wat ew go away”? How?

[sms] I like you. You talk sense.

[Text] Given my line of work it would be awfully hypocritical if I didn’t, but thank you.

[sms] What’s your line of work?

[sms] None taken; I guess mine’s a little far out, too.

[Text] Please tell me that you are not an astronaught. No one should be allowed to make a pun like that if you are.

[sms] Argonaut, actually. Professional hero.

[sms] He’s not what you want. [sms] He’s just a kid.

[sms] Please. Leave him alone, please. [sms] No. He’s still just a kid; age doesn’t matter. He’s innocent.

[sms] Why can't you just be content with having me?

[sms] And then again after you get owned by a bunch of twelve year olds.

[sms] It’s okay. I still love you, even if you suck a lot at fighting.

[text] I’m going to die young

[sms] Nope. I won’t let you.

[sms] Promise. [sms] I've got you, Jacks; I'll keep you safe. I swear on the Styx.

[Text] I’m about ninety nine percent sure I don’t know who this is, but touch you with what, pray…

[Text] Darius. ;) Nice to meet you Jason.

[sms: Darius The Polite Stranger] The same to you, Darius. Sorry I sent you my… sword story.

[Text] Dont worry its not the worst thing Ive been sent on accident. Or even on purpose really. At least you were, um, hehe, subtle.

[sms] I’ve learned not to just come out and say “yo I’m talkin’ ‘bout dicks.”

[Text] So many people seem to just drop conversations when you start them that way. Ridiculous. I can’t /imagine/ why you wouldn’t probe deeper into that kind of topic. *~*

[sms] I know, right?! I’m all like “yo I saw this dude’s dick and it was huge” and they’re like “wat ew go away”? How?

[sms] I like you. You talk sense.

[Text] Given my line of work it would be awfully hypocritical if I didn’t, but thank you.

[sms] What’s your line of work?

[sms] None taken; I guess mine's a little far out, too.

[sms] He’s not what you want. [sms] He’s just a kid.

[sms] Please. Leave him alone, please. [sms] No. He's still just a kid; age doesn't matter. He's innocent.

[Text] I’m about ninety nine percent sure I don’t know who this is, but touch you with what, pray…

[Text] Darius. ;) Nice to meet you Jason.

[sms: Darius The Polite Stranger] The same to you, Darius. Sorry I sent you my… sword story.

[Text] Dont worry its not the worst thing Ive been sent on accident. Or even on purpose really. At least you were, um, hehe, subtle.

[sms] I’ve learned not to just come out and say “yo I’m talkin’ ‘bout dicks.”

[Text] So many people seem to just drop conversations when you start them that way. Ridiculous. I can’t /imagine/ why you wouldn’t probe deeper into that kind of topic. *~*

[sms] I know, right?! I’m all like “yo I saw this dude’s dick and it was huge” and they’re like “wat ew go away”? How?

[sms] I like you. You talk sense.

[Text] Given my line of work it would be awfully hypocritical if I didn’t, but thank you.

[sms] What's your line of work?

[sms] Good. Never have sex.

[sms] Only a little the first time. It’s actually really good.

[sms] Go earth tones. Can never go wrong with neutrals. [sms] Dude you have like six things of it he couldn't have stolen them all.