Shoot to Thrill

Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI), quoted by BuzzFeed, at an early morning church service to a congregation not familiar with his passion for bowhunting.

Ryan can bring his GOP culture of death and destruction just about anywhere. What kind of insecure idiot talks about killing things at a church?

"Uh, um...sword...training," it felt wrong to really call it that, considering it was a thick, long machete, but certainly not a sword - and her technique could hardly be called 'sword training' either.

"Well uh...trying to, but the person was supposed ta be trainin' me can't be here so I thought I'd just...practice I guess," feeling heat rising up her neck at the large, large sword strapped to the man's back. Clearly she'd just made a bit of a fool of herself in front of someone likely adept at this stuff.