I have a fandom problem

“Lying is not bad if you do it to make more money”

“Stealing is against the rules, but hear me out... what is a rule”

“See if Technobade adopted me I would be able to be loud past 10 but I would also have to move to California so that’s inconvenient for me”

“Rules are made it be broken... TRUE that’s why murder is a rule!”

“‘I was thinking about slugs last night and how great they are’ said no one ever!!”

“We need more people like him in the world, just kidding his name is Eryn”

“Real men aren’t afraid of death, death is afraid of them.”

“Badboyhalo you remind me of Jesus h. Crist”

“How the fuck do firefighters fight fire with fire? There’s just more fire you stupid idiot.”

“I’m going to start a group called the men, and it’ll just be me and a bunch of women.”

“5000 subs and I will buy G fuel and subsequently die on stream.”

“Children are the youth of society”

“You might be able to tell by my arm, and my subscribers, and how much I play Minecraft. I am extremely weak.”

“I’m about to nea nea this bitch”

“AAAAAHHHHHHH THIS IS WHAT GOD INTENDED”

“I’ve never said anything I mean, however everything I say is still meaningful”

“Once you’ve got the drug dealers, you’ve got the women”

“That wasn’t me it was God, so I guess in some sense it was me”

“I’m going to become a murderer now and it’s your fault”

“Shove it in your eyes and piss on it”

“Only people who are awkward with the law break the law”

“I’ve got a knife, and even though I’m incredibly afraid to use it, I still have it”

“Look at me go! I’m like a quick little girl!”

“Hey guys, don’t actually stab a family of seven”

“Doesn’t pimp sound an awful lot like pink”

“I just don’t give orphans clothes, that’s where I draw the line,”

“Why am I the hyperactive child? Do they not know how much money I make.”

“Now I’m not to up to date with my swears dictionary.”

Dick, walking into the kitchen to get a glass of water: Jason, at the table with Damian: -eight of them, which was the best heist i ever pulled off. Damian: i still don't understand how grandfather didn't realise it was you. like, who else in the league was going to be brave enough to sneak eight dildos into his private chambers? Dick: *chokes on his water* ~ Tim: *swinging past Red Hood and Robin on patrol* Jason: the guy in that poster looks exactly like my poison tutor. Damian: oh yeah; hey did you know that guy had a massive crush on you? he admitted it to mother after you left. Jason: Jason: but he was massively homophobic??? Damian: yeah and in denial about it all too, apparently. Jason: ...huh. Jason: you know he tried to fuck a donkey and got kicked into a tree once, right? Tim: *almost swings into a billboard* ~ Bruce: -and Nightwing i want you down by the docks. everybody understand? Everyone else: *murmurs of agreement* Jason and Damian: *furiously whispering in the corner* Bruce: ...Red Hood. Robin. Jason and Damian: *not noticing him, getting louder* Damian: no, no that's BULLSHIT. it was purple. Jason: it was fucking green, Damian. you're colourblind. Damian: I'M NOT COLOURBLIND, YOU'RE JUST AN IDIOT. YOU WERE STRAIGHT OUT OF THE LAZARUS PIT, EVERYTHING WAS GREEN TO YOU. Jason: Damian, you were a ten year old on psychedelic mushrooms. it was GRASS and it was GREEN. Everyone else: Bruce: Bruce: sorry he was a ten year old on what now?

[ID: Digital drawings of Occtis Tachonis from Critical Role. In the drawing on the left Occtis is touching his throat, looking concerned, and saying "I tried to breathe." In the drawing on the right he's looking down and to the right with a nervous expression, saying "um... hoo..." Behind and to the right of each drawing of Occtis is a line drawing of a pale green skeleton in the same pose as him. End description.]