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@astreaprtcl
Sooo uhhhhhhhh
Cute trans girl instead of introducing herself to me just grabbed the tag of my collar and said "awww that's cute!" Then patted the seat next to her,,,, then, like,,,, an hour later I was lying with my head on her lap getting head pats and falling asleep whilst she talked to humans!!!!! Annnddd now I'm having dreams about her????
If I had a girl grab my collar and give me pats like a dog Iβll probably turn into a puddle of barks and whimpers >_<
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"Cockdrunk this" and "cockdrunk that"
What about pussydrunk? What about being so intoxicated with her taste and smell that you beg for it constantly? What about that huh?
this would fix me π΅βπ«
voice of someone who doesnβt understand knifeplay: and im supposed to, what, fuck the knife?
voice of an object pervert: yyes exactly that
sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.
The lack of punctuation initially led me to assume that βchrist menstruationβ was a new irreverent way to refer to the way some denominations take the sacrament of communion monthly instead of weekly like others.
I was ready for some scathing inter-denominational reads but then I hit the word βpregnantβ and had to reevaluate.
But going back to OP @batmanisagatewaydrug : there are ways to give your period the boot semi-permanently and safely!
Research options and talk with your doctor, but I haven't had a period in years thanks to my hormonal IUD. My kind is literally prescribed for heavy/painful periods as well as birth control.
Viva la fuck that bodily shit revolution!
Mirena is a prescription IUD that affects periods in different ways. Find out what to expect from your periods using Mirena and signs it is
TL;DR: 20% of people stop their periods completely. Everyone else has the joy of having them at least dialed the fuck down, because it literally works by thinning the lining that sheds during your period.
I plan on offering my daughter the option for one of these immediately upon it becoming possible, because why SHOULD she have a period for the majority of her lifespan just because Biology Says So. Naw man, if she wants to unsubscribe from monthly issues I'm 110% behind her.
Also! It reduces some types of uterine cancer!
GET AN IUD YOU'LL THANK YOURSELF LATER
jesus god. this post has breached containment so hard people are explaining birth control to me (sex educator). unprecedented.
the problem with hypnosis porn games made by straight people is that no matter how interesting they make the premise, a few hours in you realize that they genuinely think the hottest thing you could possibly do with hypnosis powers is have penetrative heterosexual sex with somebody who would otherwise not be interested
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Itβs a shame that all these posts and videos about βthe best places to bleed out!!β β10/10 bleed out spotβ Are about dying in some war or something. When it could and should be about letting a beautiful and sadistic trans woman slit your throat and wrists and bleeding out on her lap.
Itβs a shame that all these posts and videos about βthe best places to bleed out!!β β10/10 bleed out spotβ Are about dying in some war or something. When it could and should be about letting a beautiful and sadistic trans woman slit your throat and wrists and bleeding out on her lap.
Itβs a shame that all these posts and videos about βthe best places to bleed out!!β β10/10 bleed out spotβ Are about dying in some war or something. When it could and should be about letting a beautiful and sadistic trans woman slit your throat and wrists and bleeding out on her lap.
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like theyβre gone. itβs the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
thatβs not the whole flag, now is it
hey staff what the fuck
hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose
HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE
"wire play is so weird it's basically like ripping out organs" yes and if i couldn't feel pain or die of blood loss/infection i would also moan if someone played with my organs. next question
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i hate being robotkin because wdym I can't do wireplay with my human bodyyyy :((((( i just want my wires to be pulled:((((( i wanna be the slutty robot guy i am :((((((((
Told a girl to break up with her lame fucking bf
She did.
And within 2 weeks she met a lesbian couple who saw her from across the [location redacted] and wanted to make her their third and spitroast her.
That's right, with a fraction of my power i made a friend's dreams come true.
I am a powerful dragon.
Just a little update, if you wanted to see the depth of my power
βIβm gonna take such good care of youβ¦β
A woman in black shoves me against an alley wall, leather-gloved hand over my mouth. Sheβs bigger than me, simply keeping me there by the press of her body as her other hand gropes and toys with me.
βYouβre gonna make such a good dogβ¦β
As I feel a prick in my side, and the world starts fading. βI wonβt make it to my next classβ, is the last thing that goes through my mind as she pushes my stumbling body into her car.
Within the day my professors will know I volunteered for service. They will speak of my bravery.
For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.
Happy pride month to her and her exclusively
she made a comic about the experience on twitter
happy pride
An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol
Carrot and stick?
Wrong. Vibrator and shock collar.
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Carrot and stick?
Wrong. Vibrator and shock collar.
Carrot and stick?
Wrong. Vibrator and shock collar.
