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(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

Worry about it kitten

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

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hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

the problem with personality tests and other similar quizzes is that they assume you know things about yourself. Which is simply not true

fool me once that’s not very nice why would you do that to me

Sometimes you just want a handsome man to **** *** **** ***** **** ****

#optimus prime